Schip 😼

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

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I love 50% of Liz Gilbert books and I’m finding that’s All The Way To the River is in the half I hate.

DEMOCRATS: you up? EVERYONE: D: Trump’s not home 👀 E: D: we’re horny for votes 🍆💦 E: D: text RESIST to give us that hot donation into our tight bank accounts 🥵 E: [block and report as spam]

The United States uses about twice as much energy per person as Switzerland or the UK. The US also has worse public health and life expectancy. Few countries use more energy per person than the US. Most of them are, like the US, petrostates.

straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant

The actual headline isn’t “the bots have formed a religion” or “the bots have invented their own culture”. The headline is: a bunch of humans have discovered a new way to be emotionally manipulated by interface geometry. — Jay Springett

The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023. The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets. https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3

I would like to trade in allllll the Democrats for something better. Like the Mamdani model, please?

while we're talking scams helping you neighbor does more good than giving money to a political party that wants to find sensible common ground with fascists

Yes hello, former senior dev here: Every time someone says “AI does [useful thing]” you can place a safe bet that what they actually mean is “a machine learning algorithm trained on very specific high quality data does [useful thing]”

Trying to avoid this iOS update as long as I can.

Bouncy castles are like catnip for Americans of a certain generation.

I vaguely remember tweeting something like the country that effectively captures this free energy source at scale will rule the 21st century. whelp.

The exhausting thing about neurodivergence is you are always chasing the next shiny thing. I don’t mind losing my stuff in my own house all the time but a new hobby every few months is a lot.

Coastal First Nations in British Columbia have issued an open letter to Prime Minister Mark Carney, asking him to reject any new proposal for a crude oil pipeline to the northwest coast.

The Dream Hotel is not a great book to be reading with the dystopian vibes this week. 😳

LA is a hard city to live in. No doubt about it. I've been here since 1990, with about ten months off one time when I was working in NY. That's a lot of months of making rent, dealing with the particular demands of the city, and learning about the people I share the city with.

Going to a giant picnic later but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m ravenous right now.

Stay hydrated? In this economy?

This is from months ago now, but in my current moment, Julia’s words resonate yet again.

Hey if you need to decorate the inside of your refrigerator to feel something, I’m not gonna stop you.

Reading about the Canadian election results

Hey hey, it’s Earth Day! Try not to make Earth worse today! 🌏💚

So I get my prescriptions filled at the grocery store bc they give me a discount on gas. (Up to $1.00/gallon off) Now I have learned that I build 10 gallons of gas I earn a free gallon of milk. I feel like there’s a 9th grade math word problem just dying to manifest here.

My standing desk broke yesterday and it’s been keeping me down.

I did coding all morning and realized I don’t mind it.

Derek Guy with a practical example of why tariffs are fucked up.

Every day someone compliments my glasses is a good day. 🤓

We need to be honest with ourselves that just because an elected official is a “Democrat” doesn’t mean they are working for the American people. 😑

Seems to me some execs were just waiting for AI tools to give them the answers they want instead of having to coerce their human reports into doing so.

Cmon now, owls are fuckin cool.

Stopped going to Target a couple years ago when we noticed a trend of prices on the shelf being a little cheaper than other stores but the price was different at checkout. 🤨 Happened too often to be coincidental. Add DEI concerns and there’s no reason to ever go back.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Kills me too.

My beige flag is I like to eat corn chips straight out of the bag with nothing on them.

Instant cure for imposter syndrome here y’all!