Spectral Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿

Felt cute after finding the flattering light

Good for him.

Selling double Glazing over the phone in Luton. Two days I think, cos fuck that

Top 5 contenders for new White House press secretary: *gun in wig *bra on plinth *fleshlight on skateboard *burger with veneers *Boo-B, The World’s First Talking Tit ™

that'll be why they fired him then

The French, naturally, do it with élan...

Pardon the Cilla, but wow, never heard Joan sing before 😀

Volkswagen brochures in the 1970s usually followed a strict corporate style across Europe, with single-colour cover, so it's unusual to see this UK one on the mk1 Golf in an English village setting, with historic 16th century Sussex pub, The Bolney Stage, as its cover backdrop. #carbluesky

I love it when someone who's joined Bluesky to be sexy starts to show a bit of their personality and it turns they're lovely too. Works the other way round as well

I think I may have a touch of the COVID

Almost skipped my deskinnifieing milkshake, and that would have been no good

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a happy #TWA Tuesday to the historic Aviation geeks too

BRB, off to play some rugby

Let's supply the immigrants with Pearly King/Queen outfits to fuck with his head

Pumpkin seeds under the foreskin can't be pleasant, surely

I think the last time I only had a moustache without a beard was when I was so young that I could grow bum fluff

Got a big spot on my forehead

www.my9albums.com

Too much unresolved nonsense doesn't half fuck with your jouissance, but I liked this selfie

Hey, you all like knowing the time, right? Well, why not know the time as though you’re waiting for a train in High Wycombe in 1991? https://aj-computing.co.uk/network-southeast-clock/

They’re doing free access at newspapers.com all this weekend if anyone has any rabbit holes they’d like to disappear down. www.newspapers.com/go/freeacces...

If I became a professional gainer, would you Doordash some chocolate eclairs to me please

Fighting the urge to stop taking my happy pills in order to feel randier and spunk a bit more satisfactorily, I hate cumming like a bottle of Golden Gum being used

I want all the Citroens 😍

Smithdown ASDA lighting up for me tonight, out of respect

The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,

Pushed myself to go for a walk to post off my bowel cancer test, which makes me feel a bit like Connie and Raymond in the post office in Pink Flamingoes

The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released on September 25, (1975) 51 years ago today.

Coronation Street - written by John Stevenson (21st September 1977). Mrs Walker is appalled to discover that her exclusive monogrammed carpet is nothing but an offcut from the local Bingo hall - namely the Alhambra, Weatherfield ....

Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe

Reskeeting so I remember to watch it

This song is about ditching your shit record company or pop band management or something, but it struck a chord with me this evening 😊

Don't think I've grown a moustache on its own. I think it may be a bit wonky right now, but that might just be my face, who can tell 🤷

My take on hot (gran)dad discourse is that I perceive them as someone else's dad, and I prefer to be perceived in the same way. I do like Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg very Eurotrash record on the subject of incest, and that's my only interest on the subject

The situation has not been resolved, so I'm going to get a facial hairdo done I think and then plot