Sean Ramsden

Andrew Painter became a man today. #RingTheBell

There’s no one on the Phillies I hate like Bohm — and only Turner is even close — but if they win this series, he is the reason. That is just the way it is.

Dombrowski really has to do what needs to be done to make sure Trea Turner is not on this team in 2027. I know it won’t be easy, but he is useless.

If not for K.J. Duff, Rutgers would be headed for 0-12. With him, they’re likely 1-11.

one part “my green room friends thought it was mean,” one part debilitating fear of backlash. inability to see that ossof successfully goaded the white house into *being reactive* and thus revealing that there is a story here

Marsh wishes one into the corn field, à la Anthony.

I CANNOT believe the Jays walked Mr. DP to pitch to Hill, who actually loves the moment, but thank God they did. #RingTheBell

Too bad there is no No. 10 spot.

Did you know: Kody Clemens hit his 21st homer of the season today and currently has a higher WAR than any of our position players except Trea, Bryce, Kyle and Bryson Stott?

Orion Kerkering is the Alec Bohm of Jeurys Familias. #Phillies

I really hate this team. I mean, really. #RingTheBell #WhatTheHell

Worst part of the new @status.news report is that the Bari Weiss team appears to get its view of what is actually happening in the world from Twitter. They were asking Vega to include things that *weren't real* b/c they didn't know any better. www.status.news/p/cecilia-ve...

Cecily Tynan out; LeBron in.

She prefers older men. Already back in China, but she’ll come back for the right opportunity.

This is the surest bet possible.

1993: I got arrested! (Not for a criminal offense, if that matters) 1994: Reenrolled in college after a five-year spring break (which preempted failing out). 1997: Got engaged! 1998: Broke up! 1999: Blew a perfect GPA and graduated only magna cum laude. I’m good with that!

The @phillies.bsky.social: undefeated in April.

Good afternoon. This is your daily reminder that Trump just lifted sanctions on Iran to give them $14 BILLION to hep fund their war against us. In other words, your daily reminder that this is probably the dumbest war of all time.

The former Prince Andrew was arrested today because of revelations in the Epstein Files. At no time has his brother, the King Of England, called the files a hoax, covered up or redacted any perpetrator’s names. Because he isn’t one of them. You see, an innocent person wouldn’t do that.

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

I didn't even look closely at the details. If it gets Bohm out of Philly, I'm good with it.

They never learn, these universities. Jeez...

In no functioning country is this allowed.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.

Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

Exactly the same.

They're called bribes.

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera."

Despite voters’ dissatisfaction with it, the economy Trump inherited from Biden was actually pretty good: Unemployment was low, and inflation was under control. Now, jobs reports show tariff-driven inflation and a downturn in hiring. trib.al/noba4Hr

God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny

It’s about fairness in women’s sports.

“My family vacation was ruined because I saw a homeless person” Grow up. Why are you afraid of everything? What happened to being a man?

Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

They were waving “Mass deportation now” signs at the Republican national convention

They attacked, traumatized and fired the competent public servants, and now want your sympathy for being out of their depth.

“Meritocracy” strikes again.