avril

let the market decide

GTA VI JASON: Oh fuck off. Ingmar Bergman did not put his whole pussy into Hour of the Wolf. Ingmar Bergman didn't even have a pussy. GTA VI LUCIA: Honey, how many times have I told you, you have to stop reading the popular reviews on Letterborxd, we have big crime and many side missions to do.

NATHAN SEASON IS TRULY UPON US

I don't know enough about Nathan Fielder or what's going on, but I'm worried that people are confusing documentarians and journalists again.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

FIELDER: do you understand why this clip is funny? HOLMES: they're all trying to find the guy who did this, but they can't find him. FIELDER: do you know which guy did this? HOLMES: FIELDER: HOLMES: FIELDER: HOLMES: no... they can't figure out which guy did this.

Twitch Plays the Lament Configuration

I spent way too much time mimicking this... But I had to

Pinhead: We are explorers, in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others. Nathan Fielder: okay

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

spooky.

just like great great great grandma used to...

The best places to live in America are the small-to-medium inland cities where fast food restaurants try out insane stuff that never goes nationwide. Constantly hearing stuff like "Pizza Hut Tests New 'Mozzeract' 4-D Pizza Cube in Cincinnati, Knoxville & Cedar Rapids"

Social media must be destroyed of course but it’s gonna be sad to lose the feeling of discovering your stray delusion is mass psychosis

bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop

a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now

steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you

# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,

So did you hear about Aella’s sperm ba… You bolt awake; you are not online. It is December 1241, in Karakoram. Ögedei must not drink tonight. The West must burn.

things to say to an indie dev where is the 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝘆 can i 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 why isnt being made 𝗼𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 ive already seen 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 play it are you going to 𝗽𝗮𝘅 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 sell me this 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲

I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car.

Golden Girls still hits

Foghorn Leghorn

just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram

Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything

ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

25 years

today I'm gonna watch Decalogue X, which means I get to log both that *and* the complete Decalogue. a twofer. a tenfer

whenever someone on here complains that an independent creator is charging for their content i’m like “oh there’s a republican who doesn’t know it yet”

20 minute dark world

Scrolling through 1000 of these posts in utter bliss rn