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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Courtesy of CNN today.

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

CAVAN SULLIVAN THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS! #USMNT x VW

Love this 👇

good morning to all the Haters and Losers

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

The march of the likely voter polls continues. Per 538 if we were to get a 13 point dem win we’d be looking at something like 55 Dem senate seats. So that’s like winning Florida/Kansas/Nebraska type territory.

After lifting the trophy, this player skipped the usual VIP photo and pulled the stadium janitors in for the championship shot instead

Nate Silver’s Senate forecast just moved sharply toward Democrats: 🔵 56.5% chance of winning Senate control, up from 51.1% at start of week. Texas: Talarico +2 to +5 Ohio: Brown +4 Michigan: El-Sayed +2.9 Dems are running +8 on likely-voter-adjusted generic ballot. Political winds are shifting.

👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣

Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social

Hook this right into my veins.

She was widely mocked for it, but this is what Pelosi meant when she said we need a strong Republican Party. Democrats won't and can't win every election, and it's just not sustainable if one of the two major parties is made up of nothing but incompetent fascists. 1/

New commercial: "...and if you like watching this standard of defending, check out MLS!"

I applaud the French player’s work life balance. If they make you come in on a weekend you half-ass it, that’s right

i'm overjoyed Erling Haaland understood America at its core

this is my favorite thing that's ever happened

"*the* biggest moment for this sport in this country. And they weren't up for it." That's genuinely what hurts the most. I could handle losing this game. It's tough to handle not even feeling like I can applaud the effort.

I mean why am I supposed to think that Belgian starting XI is more talented than the USMNT starting XI?

Pulisic on Balogun red: "It was extremely harsh. If you want to call it justice, call it whatever. We were prepared to play without him. We've been granted this opportunity to have him. I'm mostly just happy for him, seeing that smile on his face. He deserves to be playing."

actually can’t believe this www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

Folarin Balogun, who is a US citizen because he was born here, scores a go-ahead goal for the US team in a knockout game. Score one for birthright citizenship.

@toddflora.bsky.social Our boy made it to CNN.

Christian Pulisic back in from the start for the USMNT! 🚨

Thinking more about this piece. There’s a feeling I’ve tried to write down and haven’t figured it out yet, but a feeling from the MN occupation that rang true to something i felt previously: that we can have an enthusiastically positive vision of change based on fighting for a better future

U.S. men’s soccer has done some impressive things at the World Cup over the years, but playing free and loose and beautiful and dominating with their sheer skill and creativity have never been among them before now.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

@natesilver.skystack.xyz Just read your Silver Bulletin on the World Cup and the US steam. I would like to add that the home field "advantage" for the US doesn't really exist like it does for other countries. Many home field matches for the US are dominated by the other country's fans.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

@toddflora.bsky.social This will be fun. You should go.

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

“How Republicans lost white women, Hispanics, Black Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, The Gays, People Who Went To College, Anyone Who Has Ever Seen A News Story That Wasn’t On Fox News …”

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Wow, J.D. really vanced the hell out of the Hungarian presidential election

This is so well done. 👌

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz Iran gets $2 million a ship for passage Iranian regime remains in power Iran keeps its enriched uranium Iran makes no political reform Iran gets US sanctions lifted — The Art of the Deal