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Never seen a man so thoroughly giddy about lying his ass off.

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Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.

This whole city is crumbling and I’m thinking it was a mistake to build it on rock & roll.

WTF. They gave the pope the Loc-Nar. pure-evil-villains.fandom.com/wiki/Loc-Nar

I still think that one of the funniest things about our response to the Covid epidemic was that a new super flu emerged, and we all rushed to buy toilet paper as if it were cholera.

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-...

Jared Kuchner may have the most punchable face in the history of our species.

It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it. But seriously!!!

But the News gonna News. Can't help themselves from trying to invent some controversy about Dems while Rapeupblicans get a free pass on everything from corruption to racism to rape.

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Truly absurd headline. And most importantly, grossly factually inaccurate. Beyond any reasonable doubt, Trump is a sociopath; he does not grieve, nor is he capable of grief. Even if journalists are too timid to report that truth, they should not report the contrary as truth.

This goes out to everyone in the US, but especially looking at our politicians

What To Know About Cyclosporiasis https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/

mandatory reading

I think @govandybeshear.bsky.social should just appoint a Dem to fill McConnell’s seat. It would force proof of life, and the state law that stripped him of that power should be challenged in court. I’m sure Thune would refuse to seat the appointee, but I think it’s a fight worth having. BE BOLD!

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

It's only a matter of time until Billy McFarland, of Fyre Festival notoriety, is appointed to Trump's cabinet. Where will he end up? My guess is Treasury.

The new office urinal screen has an orange creamsicle scent. Can we please not make urinals smell like food.

He thinks the fact that he signed America’s surrender to Iran in Versailles is a GOOD thing

So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry

Greece: let's make yogurt, but give it the flavor and consistency of drywall joint compound.

For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.

When asked how negotiations were going, Vance replied, "Sofa, so good!"

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

He is 😂

Best friend doggos reunited after a week apart.

Just start Gatorading the crops already.

This very much has a John Belushi “Animal House” vibe “What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!”

What if it is also an eminence back?

@atrupar.com I love what you do and am sorry that you have to do it tonight.

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Skater girls of Ethiopia

I am not entertained.

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I don’t think capitalism gets more late-stage than this before it crawls into its cocoon to emerge as something more obviously sinister.