jay setlock

jay setlock

@setlock.bsky.social

Okay

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cindy
@depalmasux.bsky.social

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

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Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social

SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!

jay setlock
@setlock.bsky.social

so long as the first part happens it’s fine lol

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social

strictly hypothetically if a president unexpectedly dies in office can his staff produce prewritten executive pardons for themselves and family

jay setlock
@setlock.bsky.social

lmao

Erica Henderson@ericafails.bsky.social

Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II
@antlervel.vet

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Andrew Lawrence
@ndrew.bsky.social

the patriots are at home this week and unrelated but did you know you can write stuff on a beach ball and if its deflated you can put it right in your shirt and no one will know until you bring it out to inflate it?

Bill Amend@billamend.bsky.social

Imagine every music act playing Gillette Stadium now saying “Free Palestine” as an f-you to the Krafts of the world

jay setlock
@setlock.bsky.social

Hell yeah, bills by 30

Nick Veronica@nickveronica.bsky.social

The Buffalo Bills announced that they will play both the American and Canadian national anthem for the first time at the Highmark Stadium opener. They're definitely making a push to expand their fanbase in southern Ontario, and this shows unity as a border city. The Sabres have always done this.

jay setlock
@setlock.bsky.social

would be great if there were some consequences for this man being a pathological liar

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on 9/11: "I just thank my people. I was building a big building in New York & I took the whole crew down there right after this happened & they had no hesitation. Everybody went down with me... we thought it was coming down on top of us... two fireman lifted me up and started running with me"

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social

i was like ok i’m gonna spend the day trying to be more like dolly yknow. embody some of that warmth and kindness and see if it doesn’t make me less sad. not 10 minutes later a guy said something a little weird to me so i reflexively snapped SUCK MY DICK AND CHOKE ON IT idk how that bitch managed it

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Luke O'Neil
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social

The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?

jay setlock
@setlock.bsky.social

cooterfluencing

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Not sure if this website is fully aware of the rightwing podcast universe's new cooterfluencing tactic but: 1 - yes, she always sits like this and complains about the woke, and 2 - yes, she's in on it.