💀 Shalloween 💀

who up freakin they divinity?

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It got here so fast! 🎃

Every time an aging cartoonist does some stupid shit in an attempt to stay relevant, I gain more admiration for Bill Watterson's conviction to disappear entirely right at the height of his career.

The Apple IIGS can produce mind-boggling effects

medievil, print ad, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/Offi...

playing on my puter 🌐 * 📁 * 📎

The long age of 67 is finally over. All hail the arrival of the new funny number: 4️⃣

The Egyptian mythology influences in the original Alien are one of the most fascinating parts that got dropped immediately in the sequel and rarely get picked up again. Wish they'd go back to some of these concepts more often instead of just making new Aliens types so Neca can sell more toys.

walking around the dock in Metal Gear Solid 1 but instead of being stealthy I'm ripping out a sax solo

I realized quickly when I knew I should disavow this brotherhood of man, for whatever that means.

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Playing some Crash Bash and I swear to god they use the fart with reverb meme sound effect for rocket explosions. I'm losing my damn mind over here!

in bloodstained a villager solemnly asks you to retrieve mementos she can bury with her neighbors slain by demons. one such memento is a really good sword dropped by a specific enemy, and in exchange she gives you a pair of clown shoes that squeaks with every step. this is the essence of video games

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

Hey kid, I'm a computer… stop all the vibecoding

Microgeneration that was heavily influenced by Dane Cook's MySpace material but absolutely none of his commercial output.

Over 20 years and still no viable competitor to Steam. AI is the latest symptom in a tech industry infected by incompetent, parasitic leadership.

brawlers world. (2024)

The director's commentary for The VVitch is full of these! Just Robert Eggers hating on his own movie and calling himself a hack fraud because he used the wrong breed of livestock for the time period and other shit no one else would ever notice.

Or Gamers could play 20+ year old games for the next decade. You should play 20+ year old games for the next decade imo. Sorry to become that Uncle That Wants You To Like The Same Things but I do honestly believe games were, if not better, at least more respectful of your time 20+ years ago.

Since I haven't been able to record in a while, please enjoy last year's spooky shenanigans.

Happy 15th Anniversary to my Standard Galactic Alphabet font being in #Minecraft! (On the Enchanting Table) #sga #standardgalacticalphabet #keen #commanderkeen

Point And Cuck Adventure Games

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Not sure what's up with the operating systems on those #AdeptusMechanicus robots 🤔 #Warhammer #MiniaturePainting #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity

I bet sharks would go crazy for hotdogs. Brother, these are parts you can't even imagine from animals you've never even heard of.

nono, "canon" is the pig form, I have a headcanondorf

I was watching R-rated horror movies at much too young and age, but these PG-13 comedy gremlins freaked me out.

Shout out to Linkle, apparently the only mod for Dusklight that isn't vibe-coded slop.

please help… my son…

A recomp you can play without fear of it being AI Bro slop. And it's rejecting those who write whole issue reports with GenAi. You love to see it. 👏

Hellraiser demo is super weird. Starts out great, nails the atmosphere, has a unique setting, introduces a puzzle mechanic, and then abandons all of that to become a Far Cry style FPS with crafting and upgradable weapons in a generic haunted house. Clive Barker videogames are a mixed bag.

Me getting ready for spooky posting in October.

Obviously.