Shecorp (anxiety himbo)

Digital art I made.

Obligatory.

Look how they desecrate hamburger church

Me congratulating my team on a record setting sales day before I leave the closers to clean up for the night.

Me in my drinking days.

They're calling it 'dating'

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

Aaaand cut!

90 minutes after having a third brownie because you forgot you had a second brownie because you were sure the first brownie didnt do shit.

There's nothing that says sound mental faculties and physical health like a staff of people ensuring nobody can record video of you.

If you argue gun deaths are an acceptable cost to protect the second amendment, you must concede that vandalism is an acceptable cost for the first.

Hands down the craziest thing about moving up ranks in an organization is realizing that some people really believe people below them are inherently lesser, so what they were showing wasn't kindness as a peer, but fondness of obedience. #autism #socialcues #learningcurve

@daveanthony.bsky.social

Some brave journalist needs to ask Trump "Mr president, will you be attending the service for senator McConnell?"

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We get it, you vape.

I Am Your Beast "Quitting Time" DLC - REVEAL TRAILER (coming Oct 20 for Steam, consoles "soon") www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zy_... store.steampowered.com/app/4578110/...

The year is 2005. You just logged into your photo bucket account to copy the link to this picture for your gaiaonline signature. You are intellectual. Different. Special. You are most certainly not a holla back girl.

All told it is objectively funny to put a hit out on an 8 foot tall person who's always wearing the same suit as all the six foot tall people around him. Its like a hit man tutorial level.

Witness a man trapped by the systems and incentives surrounding obscene wealth. Able by nature to ideate, driven by the fundamental human need to express, and unable to find value in anything without the promise of a return on investment. May his gilded cage collapse upon him.

Mitch McConnell being discharged to privately do 5 weeks of a home physical therapy regimen, given his lack of public comms and apparent plan to retire in January, feel like a concerted media cover for hospice. Perhaps im wrong, but I choose optimism in this trying time.

For posterity - Hit one year sober today. Kind of a mess, waiting for next job to start, can't be bothered to get photogenic, but I made it.

i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten

It is rare to see a clear example of a man at the end stage functional opiate addiction.

Been baking facoccia recently. Made us a breakfast sandwich with it. It includes cheddar, hash browns, egg, bacon, pickled onion, arugula, and kewpie mayo. Life ain't too bad right now.

Chills.

Something about a man-made stone monument sitting atop a once green, now dried and brown hill is just *chefs kiss*

There's world building, and then there's *World Building*

Fully captured legacy media. Cool.

I think its time to pick up my drone portfolio again.

Just bought the only bumper sticker ill ever put on my car.

I am peppermint patty.

Guys im pretty sure they killed graham as a sacrifice to heal McConnell.

I like the guys policies, but PMC work cooks a person's brain. There will always be a predatory instinct in his head, regardless of any higher ideals.

Im tired of modern award winning books having 14pt double spaced font

The kids are calling it "cholera-maxxing" and "miasma mogging"

Operation barbarossa sleeper cells

*wins with a token deck* *computer immediately overheats and crashes*

Me: "We've lost our biggest client of 25 years - we had 300k of liquid capital stolen by Russian hackers - how do we find a new revenue stream that keeps us solvent?" The CEO:

An illustration of gen Z's relationship with Snoop and Martha

Recession indicator

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Not recognizing close family members is a symptom of late-stage frontotemporal dementia. www.healthline.com/health/stage...

I made cinnamon caramel cashew butter for a filling on a giant sweet babka bread. This'll be my fourth bread bake, and im very excited to see how it shakes out. If I can get the yeast to rise already!