natalie 🐑

I draw shapes on the pussy call it Euclitean Geometry

flogged and expelled from the 1700s bakers guild because I couldn't stop holding the sugar loafs to my crotch like I had a big pointy penis

when you hit post before you let the bit marinade and reword it better call that premature ejokeulation

hitting your dick like a whippet

Guy who gets penis reduction surgery because his back hurts send post

domme who vapes with a big stupid box mod and makes her gf act as her vape squire and carry all her tools and juice

fursuit handler that misunderstands the prompt and gets way too into character "Photo op, 6 o'clock, pilot." "Muddy terrain ahead, maneuver around to protect your feetpaws." "Enemy Protogen ahead, stay alert."

True warriors don't believe in IP infringement.

moe serial killer second base

"I don't have a safeword, I'll do anything" that's not a flex, that's just you declaring that you aren't good at setting boundaries and you've set an unsafe environment for your partners in play because now they have to guess as to what actually bothers you instead of having nice defined space

when i realize the person with regressive ideas about kink has never actually had sex

There are these repeated injuries in hadrosaur tails. There were a few theories on this, but one of them stands out. No easy way to say this: some dinosaurs were really into rough sex. 🧪 Link: https://www.cell.com/iscience/fulltext/S2589-0042(25)02000-0​

me when I'm a snake

Flávio brought a bag lunch, smart.

takes every fiber of my being to not qrt transphobe libs you're welcome as always tcd

handle with care, cover + content warnings - going to post pages every few days or so. physical copies will be available soon

this fuckin guy

this fuckin guy

Yissss

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

when you unironically have a dangerword im not telling you what it is you have to earn that

god I'm hot wtf

early morning after-party vibes

Who's gonna hold her back?

You were such a subby little thing at first, bright-eyed and achingly eager to please your betters (which in your estimation was nearly everyone you met). It really felt like what you were, suffusing every part of you being. Your only want was to subsume yourself into another. To be theirs.

i can buy weed at the store instead of some shady guy’s apartment

A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick (Italian) person has only one (to have spaghetti)! GOOSE

riffing in my replies without a repost? just call me a tranny, god 😮‍💨

hot take time I understand it's all kayfabe at the end of the day (hopefully) but I would like to talk on the use of Total Power Exchanhe dynamics to detrimental extent on here. (explicitly handler/hound dynamics I'm looking at you) thread

if you see a trans woman experiencing and celebrating joy and your first reaction is to publicly respond with jealousy and lamenting about your own life, maybe think for a second if she's the person who needs to hear any of that

drop the kayfabe stop the roleplay accept ur desires down with puppygirl long live sufferpuppet