Charles Glass

Confused attendees thought they were supposed to invade the Capitol.

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election? MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020 JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

The real winners of this superbowl are backstreet they cleaned up

Me every morning in this fucking country

*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies

Good advice

These are the words of a company led by a maniac

When Season 3 of The Rehearsal comes out in 4 years we will learn that Nathan Fielder has been giving them marketing advice as part of one long bit

In which John Kruk learns about Shaboozey.

Incredible work by an incredibly stupid stupid man.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Are we winning yet trump voters?

I can’t wait to get my multi racial group of hot friends together to use Nintendo zoom

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

You’re a shit person if you work for ICE right now. Full stop.

Washington getting fucked by Luvu

The biggest cherry on top of the #eagles crushing right now is no matter what Dan Snyder is furious he’s a bad owner too

A go birds to you Philadelphia as is tradition #eagles

What about the eggs now morons

i’m not sure what all the right wing consqiracy nuts will do with their free time now that they control every branch of government but i bet it will be something normal

Can you hear us now?

This is how you do it...

No dog better than black labs

*voice vibrating because I'm tied to the front fender of the war rig* w-w-w-w-e shou-l-l-l-l-d b-b-b-b-e f-f-f-find-d-d-ding b-b-b-b-b-bipartis-s-s-s-san solu-u-u-u-u-tions

Ooo holy shit shut up Chris collinsworth. Oh no it rained near your mansion.

Jalen hurts still a lil concussed I guess

A go birds to you all of #philadelphia

Find someone who loves you like NFL refs love Pat Mahomes

Nintendo should name the mouse function on the Switch 2 “Drift” just to mess with everyone.

Jalen may have concussed himself into Carson Wentz #eagles #packers #wildcard

A go birds to you all

How long until the right uses the winds in California to throw shade at wind power

Trent Baalke keeping his job while firing Doug is a big lol

Who’s taking Tyreek? Chiefs?

Is this the fastest game or am I crazy how is it half time #eagles #giants

Dallas getting whooped with a third string quarterback in is just a beautiful thing

I think we need to be done with Greg Olsen in the booth #eagles #dallas

How much more can fox talk about who isn’t playing instead of what’s actually happening in the game #eagles #dallas

Kenny Pickett please you’re somehow still around but our only hope #eagles

Hey #philadelphia get the word out the city is screwing one of our best restaurants www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/busines...

The Superman trailer is cool but Fillions hair is the real star

Well this feels scary accurate

Oh hell yes James Cameron has some more shit to talk www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwSa...