Benzo Ferrari

But Doctor, *I* am Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

Hey, quick question, who were the old racists?

🎶 Look for the union label! 🎶

Obviously the first step in any decent clandestine operation is: tell everyone

Inside of you there are two factories

Abdul El-Sayed refuses to denounce the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants

0.5 Scaramuccis!

🎶 Gahoooole! Owls of London 🎶

Wizards in AD&D: Lo, this is a wielder of magics forbidden to all others! Wizards in D&D 5th Edition: NERRRRRD!

He came from somewhere back in his long ago

Introducing Gurpo

Youtube: Here’s a video of one of your favorite leftists bagging on Ed Sheeran Me: Fuck yeah keep it comin Youtube: Here’s 5 more Me: 😍🥹😆 Youtube: Then you must want a Macklemore video Me: Whoa there, pump the brakes pal

CALLED IT

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.

AI could kill us all by the end of this senten

Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh

25 years

Sending out a prayer to all those effected by the events of 9/11/17

"Crazy, right? Anyway, thanks for listening, everyone. Here's Jessie's Girl."

Obligatory

His resume is ridiculous enough, but then you see his name sounds like a Virtua Fighter character

[To the tune of Baba O’Riley] SEX WORK BARGES

New documentary on your mom just dropped

I will vote for the first candidate who pledges to blow it up real good

Let’s meet Canada halfway: Lake Ontario, CA

Careful. overdo it,, and you might end up in CONGRESS

I too can rename things that don’t belong to me. Belgium, you’re now Wafflestan. Australia, you’re Skull Island.

Tim Curry has gone to a better place

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dolly parton died of big natural causes

BND was a better Spider-Man movie than Mean Streets is a Scorsese movie. This is a hill I will stub my toe on

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

Really? Everyone else knows you wouldn’t

Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment Worth it This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌 PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo...