Brett Shomaker

golfweek.usatoday.com/story/sports...

When asked for comment on where he’d like to be ultimately put to rest. RIP real one

In lieu of flowers, Dolly Parton’s family is asking for donations to her Imagination Library, which has distributed over 330 million books to kids. [imaginationlibrary.com]

They say that two wrongs don’t make a right, but apparently two Goods do make a bad. I just came up with that. Comedy genius.

So what’s everyone doing tomorrow for Asteroid day?

Oh shit are they carding dives now? Maybe soccer is alright after all.

Hey! We’re good at soccer!

Reupping this for reasons

I would have hit into Bridgeman by now.

It’s kind of bizarre that the audio engineers for the Olympics broadcast haven’t figured out how to filter out the whine of the drones.

Taking off my weather hat for a moment for something more important than the forecast…today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. I’ve shared before that my grandparents (mom’s side) are both Holocaust survivors. Please do me a favor and read their story in this thread.

Damnit NFL Red Zone fix your audio! It’s been pure static for almost 10 minutes now. Killing my Sunday chill.

I bet shoes were the first pieces of clothing ever created

I’m going to hang this in my house year round and when people ask what it is I’m just going to say “grandma”

COMMENTARY: It takes a great country to admit its mistakes. The Trump administration's new signs at Colorado's National Historic Sites reflect weakness and insecurity.

The “two weeks” schtick is lowkey one of the funniest bits ever - it’s too bad it’s applied to actual serious stuff now. I miss the simpler times of infrastructure week.

5/26/89 was the debut of Bathtub Gin, well as far as we know. This is a day where we should all be in this together! Treat each other well regardless of how much we actually want to take a bath! #phish

Happy 25th anniversary to the best Ghost ever performed. (Maybe? I actually haven’t done a thorough comparison, but 5/22/2000 is definitely the version I’ve listened to the most.)

More minutes for Strawther in game 7. #Nuggets

The best thing about this account is that the posts have no additional commentary. The stupidity stands on its own.

Happy 5/8/77 day to all who celebrate.

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA PSN codes for Star Wars: Grand Collection (6 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 7th, 6 PM PT. The collection is also currently $44.99 for PS+ members US eShop sale Steam

Re-upping this one today

Everyone in the band was shocked to find out that one of the members thought “New” meant “Young.” apple.news/AicdpDdGGSfK...

They are going to yank Maluach right off the court. thehill.com/policy/inter...

“The power of the people is greater than the people in power.” @booker.senate.gov was inspiring all the way to the very end.

on this day

If you read one article today, make it this one. Total incompetence, yet again. And putting our national security at great risk.

This is so much worse than “her emails” it isn’t even in the same ballpark. Not only are the highest level officials sharing and discussing incredibly sensitive military secrets outside of a SCIF, they are doing so without even knowing who is in the room with them www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

There are dreams I can’t remember as soon as I wake up but there are some dreams I remember vividly forty or more years later. Wild right?

I can’t be the only one hoping Rep. Green would use that cane like Brooks did on Sumner (for a more just reason this time, of course).

Actual footage of Amy Gleason looking at her phone tonight and realizing she’s in charge of DOGE.

If the Catholic Church really loved the world the conclave would declare Donald Trump the next pope and then parade him around harmlessly in the popemobile for the next decade or so.

House Republicans and sycophants spent the past 24 hours shamelessly defending President Trump’s lawless funding freeze of YOUR money — only for him to rescind it this morning!

Devastating for scientists and their research, and everyone who benefits from that research. I’m not sure if everyone outside academia is aware that a delay or “pause” in grant funding often means the researchers themselves are lost from the field, along with their expertise.

When you stop and think about it, the fact that typing dicks.com into your browser takes you to a website about sporting goods is kind of a miracle.

Hey @anatomyofadrink.bsky.social here is Second to Last Word, a variation of the equal parts standard that I found at the outdoor bar at The Grove a couple of years ago. It’s worth a reshake.

On Monday night, essentially the entire US will be able to see the Moon occult Mars, passing directly in front of the Red Planet and eclipsing it! This happens around 9:00 Eastern time, but can vary wildly depending on your location. This site has timings: lunar-occultations.com/iota/planets... 🔭

In addition to the Nuclear Block™️ we should have a Break it Up function where when two people get into a fight in our mentions we can prevent them from seeing each other’s posts 😡 🫷😑🫸 🤬

They were going to go with cooties but too many people know about circle circle dot dot

i’m starting an unfollow purge—only 666 will remain. like this post to prove your loyalty and secure your spot among the chosen

This is pretty much the only drone content I’ve seen on Bluesky and I think this place might be alright.

Welp, had to block an account for the first time on here. Hopefully that remains a rare occurrence.

In "against the dark forest" www.wrecka.ge/against-the-... Erin Kissane writes, “the existence of dipshits is indeed unfixable, but building arrays of Dipshit Accelerators that allow a small number of bad actors to build destructive empires defended by Dipshit Armies is a choice.” Can BS choose?

This “like 10 posts” setup task feels so high stakes. I’ve liked maybe five so far and now my feed is only space pics, birds, and dad jokes. I need to bring balance to the force with these last five likes…