William Whizz

Nothing but respect for my president

June 1945. The allied army discovers a foetal Hitler clone growing in a Germany laboratory. Unable to injure the creature with any conventional weapon, General Eisenhower orders it imprisoned in a place it will never escape. Inside his globe

WANDA UNSCHULDIG!

Oh no, my Storge!

That sounds about right.

You can get in a lot of trouble for calling 911 when you shouldn’t. A dear friend of mine called 911 and he got in so much trouble that a bunch of navy seals went to his house in Pakistan and killed him

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅑🅔🅔🅝 🅛🅤🅣🅩🅔🅓

More like 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆 surgery, because, girl, those things are the bomb

Team’s exit cheered by entire world thanks to the meddling of their egomaniac leader. And just hours later USA eliminated too

what if we made the entire candidate out of red flags

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

FIFA takes its lead from the criminal in chief, brazenly cheating to appease a child murdering paedophile. Infantino needs thrown out of football for the sake of the game, and then thrown in jail for his open corruption.

Stonewaller

@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Hating the rugby kickoff in the World Cup

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmey...

Croatia fans have gone from throwing their potatoes in joy to throwing their potatoes in anger

🎶here i am floppin' like a Harry Kane🎶

Which set of these two teams fans are singing Guantanamera?

No party.

i didnt know kat was a krillionaire

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or this fake cajun bitch who he's been married to since 1993

She was only 26 at the start of this game

The World Cup is a great opportunity to cheer for cunts you hate who you think are terrible footballers

Shorted Alan Greenspan

This World Cup streaming service is nearly 2 minutes behind live action. How can my OCD rituals affect the game?!? Lawsuit

An F-bomb derails a CBS News New York live report on Knicks fans celebrating the championship.

Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army boys…

I telt yis

Bryan “Pitching“ Woo

oh look who hates a man show all of a sudden

i believe in all the same policies and values as platner and his defenders *and* i also believe it’s important to actually live those values and that somehow makes me an idiot? no. fuck that. i don’t accept those terms.

All the IPHs in the house say yeah All you motherfuckers say a prayer

This is your face on fascism