Jack Hanford, JD, LLM

Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts

his pfp is literally the midwit

Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵

It’s shit like this, right at the finish line, right after polling came out showing that transphobia was unpopular, that makes me think they are trying to throw the election.

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

He calibrated the surround sound system by playing Beetlejuice and fast forwarding to the dinner scene. “I need the dinner scene”

i saw a tiktok about how being gay with your dad in childhood is a sign of arthritis and i can't stop thinking about it

There’s a lot going on here but the fact that he’s raging over how she has the same name as her brother is hilarious

Holy shit

now that we know it's Vivek's campaign and they're putting money into it it's wild to know the worst person to ever live went to St. Xavier High School

Maybe it’s because I’m from Columbus Ohio but Spokane Washington has a really nice downtown

Add piss to a band name Rage against the piss machine

They did

Yeah but my dad lives there so we have to push extra hard and make it go further because he has a boat and can still come back

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

For those wondering this is half a mooch

This guy is such a huge piece of shit

Idk why people wear skirts. It’s tactically unsound as it leaves your genitalia exposed to adversaries

I think the greater danger is in allowing yourself to forget, even for a second, that Elon musk is a white supremacist.

1. Assign panels of 3 judges to hear a given case and set up a mechanism for en banc review 2. See No. 1 3. The judiciary has too much power and needs to be reigned in. Lack of confidence will only encourage reform 4. Everything else is arguably unconstitutional.

trans rights or else

Campaigns going great!

I’m sorry but if you’re taking this seriously then you’re a dumb baby.

There’s no god damn way they remember what it was like there

I will never forget when John McCain fought for years to prevent Martin Luther king jrs birthday from becoming a holiday

this isn't who we used to pretend to be

If I was a knight and I saw a dragon I’d point to my crotch and say “Take a drag on this” and then I’d fight it.

This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸

Mars attacks

I refuse to believe this isn’t a bit for the rehearsal season 3

There is absolutely nothing wrong with pointing out that Peter thiel survived the nazis failed attempt at opening the ark of the covenant

What if it’s all fake and what they’re really mad at is that they can’t influence the mono culture like they used to?