skate witch

I have this anthology of japanese literature and one of my favorite parts is excerpts from The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon (1000 AD(author of "The Cat Who Lived In The Place)) which contains many lists such as "depressing things" "awkward things" "hateful things" of the Heian period

www.instagram.com/p/De9qCB4xwAN from st Mary's church whitby

watching "how it's made: trans women" and i should feel insulted but what can i say they truly documented the entire process

everybody got a plan til they get kissed on tge moutg

YOU - Shake your head. KIM KITSURAGI - He nods in agreement. YOU - Don't stop nodding. KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant matches your nodding pace. He's a true professional at this. ENDURANCE - The nodding's reaching critical mass! You can't take this much longer, captain!

wake up babe new insane powerscaling argument just dropped

youtu.be/-M6rUbYmdOA?...

the year is 2026. you are motivated. being a sadsack is illegal

FINAL FANTASY PARTY MEMBER: my name is Krandis. i grew up in an orphanage, alongside my sister Nadia. i swore an oath that my sister will never die

From "The Guardian": A Hebron civil rights activist, Issa Amro, said. “Our suffering is being turned into political material for Israel’s elections, while innocent families pay the price.” Amro said his sister’s family was one of the hundreds driven out of their homes.

ja, das östrogen

a clown digging his own grave in a work camp. the guards pour on the dirt and every shovel-full honks his nose, the honking grows increasingly faint

becoming ughpilled

was looking through the internet for discussion of the rancid Meat Plant in my city and learned about the fat Meat Clown

listing every single video game in descending order of quality #1: golden sun. #2: megaman legends #3: picross

having a bad fever so this is the type of vibe today

thinking about the excorites of Kirroth

men are from mars, women are from a dead moon.

ALIEN: Greetings, neighbors. I come bearing a small portion of ice from my home planet, but with my replicator I c- HUMANS: he has ice! fucking kill him!!

we have been taught to believe that its bad to be dumb, to never shut up, to walk into open manholes, but what if all those things are good, and in that manhole you would find the legacy jade relic of an ancient cultivator

todays bumper sticker report. in black and pink: IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR

CUNO - "What a fucking pooper..." Cuno points at his heart. "Bitch doesn't have the pump for it. Old bitch, pump's bust. Cuno has the pump for it. Cuno has a giant pump." ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Don't ruin it for Cuno. Can't you see Cuno's pump can still take it? Can still pump the good.

They shred the paper and stick it in their tail feathers…🤪

In the Nintendo Switch Online version of Mario Party 3, Daisy's happy winning expression was changed to a more serene or confident one. This is the only expression that was changed. It is unknown if this is a glitch or if the developers believed it to better express her personality.

keep calling winter tires "grippers", everyone is telling me to kill myself

a blight-champion of hungry Eresh, queen of the corpse-tide

u know where to find me

Okay, but what if the vizier had big wet eyes. What if the vizier had soft hair. What if the vizier was slightly incompetent, short-tempered, very sleepy. Would you still execute it for treason

yeah im coaston, coaston on this shitty writing career

you: playing as an ex-marine, having a tragic backstory, fucking ur latina gf me: some kind of crab with a cathode shell, astrally projecting, befriending bugs

remembering a classic

in ds3 if you give Cornyx the quelana pyromancy tome he says only a female pyromancer can teach it, and laments "if only I were a woman," but literally only because he wants to learn high level pyromancies

The hollow moss seller from #DarkSouls

found that photo of sigourney weaver with a pumpkin

saw a woman holding two giant pumpkins to her chest and gazing expectantly at another woman who was rolling her eyes

Samus after absorbing Yoshi's dna: nyaahooo!!

Dwarf Fortress artist Jacob using the "turkey test" on the forgotten beasts. Using a variety of browns and greys makes a creature look natural and convincing. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! 🦃