meat slurry

Consulting the dream encyclopedia for Cuttino Mobley and coming up empty What could those huge red shorts mean

If you can win an Emmy for an idea Shaq should win it for his game move here

5 minute chair massage, I salute you

My first loss. Chump ass animal. 🐍 Animal #1178 🐓 I was stumped by today's game! 🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 0 | Avg. Guesses: 7.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

We all know about Viggos toe, but did you know that the music to Foghat’s “Slow Ride” was composed before the lyrics?

Scott Hanson just called Mark Andrews "Old Reliable" which is actually half-true

If I were a skeleton I don’t think I would speak in puns (I’ve got a bone to pick with you! , etc) But I would be fine with other people using them on me When the announcers cover a game with Isaiah Likely, you let them have their fun

Whole loaf shrimp po boy.

Salesperson: can I take up an hour of your time next week for a product you won’t get? Me: Hey salesperson thanks for the info. I will be upfront that my bosses don’t want it and it’s their call. I’ll let you know if anything changes S: How about I call you in the next hour? …

Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.

When Trombone Shorty said “take me to church” I really hoped that was Juveniles cue to launch into “Back That Ass Up”

Jeff Reboulet Career Splits: .240/.312/.318 But

The next Democratic attorney general should dedicate a deputy full-time to investigating everything Kushner has done over the past decade with the explicit aim of clawing back billions from him and throwing him in prison. It's the most blatant corruption in American history. bsky.app/profile/cnni...

20 years ago I was working at a golf course and another staff member asked me if I liked Ice Cube I said no, he was too angry. That wasn’t true! I don’t know why I said that. I love angry music. Guess I’ll just have to think about that interaction for the rest of my time on earth

Got it on the second guess and laughed at my luck 🐈‍⬛ Animal #1158 🐯 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟥🟩 Avg. Guesses: 7.9 metazooa.com #metazooa

Hummingbirds have a state of rest beyond sleep called “torpor” and man do I want to check that out

love to see soulless creeps with zero interest in art gloat about how their technology will create better art - like, why would anyone trust you to know what's good or not? you were just aimlessly looking for something to "disrupt" and you landed on human creativity

Boston losing in the World Series will always be delightful

Jordan Walker now has 56 career home runs Off 56 different pitchers That’s the second-longest streak of home runs off different pitchers to start a career, behind only: Willy Adames: 1st 57

When did “to your point” become such a common crutch phrase? Who popularized it? Started to annoy me a couple years ago and it’s an epidemic out there

At least LSU can rest easy knowing they run their program with dignity and integrity

the monster horribly wallowed in his blood, overwrapped himself in impenetrable, mad, boiling spray

Thanks to Warsh!

🦖 Animal #1144 🐃 I figured it out in 5 guesses! 🟧🟨🟩🟩🟩 🔥 5 | Avg. Guesses: 8.6 metazooa.com #metazooa

Big fan of songs that include the phrase “natural fact.” We need more modern songs to tell us what constitutes a natural fact.

hope staying chummy with sex criminal Robert Kraft was worth it ya stupid fuck

Tough scenes for all those people who overdrafted a dang TE in fantasy

Got my ass

we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit

I wrote about J.D. Vance and how he is responsible for the death of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20 year old Haitian who was building a beautiful and inspiration life in Springfield, Ohio before Vance's disgusting, hateful slander upended his and hundreds of thousands of others' lives.

Got really lucky with my first guess coming close 🪲 Animal #1125 🐠 I figured it out in 3 guesses! 🟧🟧🟩 🔥 11 | Avg. Guesses: 7.2 metazooa.com #metazooa

HOME RUN Pete Alonso (30) 443 ft (30°, 111.0 mph) 95.8 mph 4-seam, 2298 rpm TB 3-BAL 5 (B5, 2-2, 2 outs) https://www.mlb.com/video/pete-alonso-s-443-foot-111-mph-home-run

I was curious about who mine would be and I am in a big cohort If you were born between October 14 1984 and April 7 1986, King Felix was the first ML player younger than you www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/majo...

So many hours spent in this game. Maybe only topped by Civ V.

🦘 Animal #1116 🦙 I figured it out in 7 guesses! 🟥🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟩 🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 9.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

Best to ever do it. Nobody can touch him. Listen to this motherfucker👇🏼 Say howdy to Dusty for us, Frank. youtu.be/Q3lFNFeoAWg?...

I know music fairly well, “pop music” is my third best category in LearnedLeague. But my knowledge gap here is even worse. It was literally just last week that I learned Neko Case and Nico were two different people.

Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work