Just Some Guy PFC, Antifa PNW Brigade 785

Late last year, Marissa Mayer was struggling with what felt like an impossible task: Saying three nice things about one of her own children. Mothers everywhere are struggling to find anything to like about their own offspring. This is where hallucinating LLMs step in to SAVE THE DAY!

Just in time for next year's open enrollment, where the cost of my insurance goes inexorably up, the amount of things the insurance covers drops, and my company just shrugs because they'd rather pay HR too much money to become temporary healthcare coverage experts than accept socialized medicine!

Always wondered why he grew a beared

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Alternate title: "Trinidad, TX Acknowledges the Reality We All Share -- Decides to Do Something About It" It's a very good read.

The Seattle Times has been absolute trash for far too long, now. They and KOMO seem to genuinely hate Seattle and will do and say ANYTHING to make their conservative owners happy. They should never BE happy.

this needs to stop

I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026

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"You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget." Cormac McCarthy Kevin Kia artwork

I have finally found the bad thing about Dolly Parton and I hope you're ready: It was EXTREMELY rude of her to die and leave us all in a world without Dolly Parton - something she, herself, never had to experience! The selfishness, I swear.

Correct.

50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them

Jake Paul saying Seattle sucks is perhaps the greatest endorsement the city of Seattle has ever received

Forgot to post this on my 30th birthday.

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

I think it's time to retire the CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER-animal-speak, folks. That started almost 20 years ago, now. It's old enough to vote, and any pets used in the original images are absolutely gone by now. Let LOLCAT go, too.

Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.

This is Winnie. He got so excited that he briefly forgot how to be a dog. You can laugh, but he'd like to point out you look this ridiculous all the time. 13/10 (TT: brisbreaks)

me trying my best #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

cyber truck parked in downtown portland with “calm down i just like the technology” bumper sticker. get the fuck out of my town you absolute shithead

Cat Bunny 🐰 #Cat #Caturday #LifuX

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

I didn’t know that LAX had a vending machine for sewing supplies

Hopefully, with a tire iron! *Fingers crossed*

The tech bros gave us crypto currency that isn’t currency, artificial intelligence that isn’t intelligence, and prediction markets that are inside-trader scams. On the other hand, they have given us gigantic data centers that employ no one and destroy communities. So there’s that.

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

Cartoon by John Deering 💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯

He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

I pray that the owners of this pup had the foresight to name him "Kevin." His bark will be definitive, the only Bat Dog people will recognize every time he speaks. Maybe @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is keeping his eye on this pupper just in case he's got a hankering for lighthearted villainy.

Oh. Stage an assassination attempt, you say? Interesting.

Since we already know that every accusation is a confession - maybe we should start combing through any unresolved shootings on 5th Ave, see if we can actually find the murders Trump has already confessed to.