Dude

Dude

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I’m assuming that a rabble rouser who works at a farm specializing in raising starchy tuberous vegetables is referred to as an agi-tater.

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#AfricanFilmPoster #GhanaFilmPoster In Ghana when posters can't be imported, local artists will bootleg them to the best of their abilities. #TheTexasChainsawMassacre (2003) Five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed hitchhiker chainsaw-wielding loon & his psychopathic family.

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I felt very old when I had to ask a 24-year-old what "Tommy K" was. Expected it was some brand of clothing. She looked at me like I was living under a rock and said "Tomato ketchup".

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my lawyer: {rubbing the bridge of his nose} so, when you die you wish to be wrapped in a giant tortilla like a burrito & then buried in six feet of guacamole? me, drinking pickle juice straight from the jar: yes.

Gotta admit, a part of me wonders what kind of worm the guy is eating but nowhere near strongly enough to find out

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So somebody with more money than sense is bragging about how eating worms so he can live forever is currently a discussion topic?

Can always count on you guys saying at least one thing that makes me want to put my head through a plate glass window on a daily basis

So somebody with more money than sense is bragging about how eating worms so he can live forever is currently a discussion topic?

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I can only imagine that the sideline reporter who said that the players were hosing down their balls in preparation for today’s rain soaked game might regret that phrasing.

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“There is a love of wild nature in everybody, an ancient mother-love showing itself whether recognized or no, and however covered by cares and duties” ― John Muir