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It takes four days to read Cheesecake Factory’s menus, so it makes sense that they’re still hung up on this.

New Mexico should change its name to Obama, just for fun

Warren Zevon would have appreciated this juxtaposition.

“.. He was left almost literally shouting into the wind on Monday as he cut the ribbon on his new helipad .. There was Mr. Trump moving his mouth, and no one could hear him.” @nytimes.com @peterbakernyt.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/u...

I think he's confusing California with his Secretary of War

This is nuts: "Trump Media has unveiled a paid-for, licensed data feed that will give banks ​& trading firms 'the fastest' access to posts from influential Truth Social ‌accounts Trump’s posts on the platform regularly move markets. High speed access to these could be very valuable to traders"

If SCOTUS obeys snd respects our laws, Constitution, and precedent-- they will uphold birthright citizenship. And if they do, they don't deserve heaps of praise for doing their job. This should be the minimum.

Just like algae has a life.

Reminder that the July 7 memo falsely claimed there was no evidence Epstein tried to blackmail anyone (not mentioned in today’s NYT piece, btw). You might ask why Kash and Carte Blanche would tell that lie?

Every single one of them pushed for the release of the Epstein files

Crazy that it takes a judicial ruling to conclude a president can’t just bogart another president’s memorial because he feels like it.

/2 It’s as if after Cookie Monster started saying cookies are a sometimes thing the Keebler elves and the Pillsbury Doughboy started slapping him and calling him a stupid bitch

Whether it's Donald Trump portraying himself as Jesus or a would-be Trump assassin portraying himself as Jesus, there's crazy people thinking they're Jesus on both sides.

Find some stories of Jan6ers who are eligible for the Terrorist Slush Fund. @vanhollen.senate.gov did a very good job focusing on Andrew Paul Johnson today, who used the promise of the slush fund in an attempt to silence the boy he was sexually abusing. emptywheel.net/2026/05/15/t...

VAN HOLLEN: An individual who was pardoned by Trump went on to molest 2 children, & he tried to buy their silence by saying he would give them funds from your slush fund. Can you commit to not making that person eligible for a payout? BLANCHE: You're obviously lying V: I am reporting what he said

JUST FILED: Senators launch probes into Todd Blanche and Trump's $1.7 billion taxpayer-funded payout to convicted criminals Lots of enterprise reporting in my daily "DAY AHEAD" editorial note (these are the notes I used to share with bosses at CBS) open.substack.com/pub/macfarla...

Q1 revenue was $871,200. That's *almost* as much as the average single McDonald's makes in a quarter. www.qsrmagazine.com/story/mcdona...

Republican House members, who worked with her, posted disgraceful messages just 1 day after. Nothing was done by the GOP leadership but a stern talking to.

> @thedailybeast.bsky.social www.thedailybeast.com/trump-ignore...

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

This is a great administration if you like ballrooms, concentration camps, and war crimes.

Luckily, America runs on Dunkin’.

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump in Jan. 6 case gets life sentence for child sex crimes

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

NYT matches NPR. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...

I just can't believe this guy used to mock Obama for using a teleprompter. At least it never looked like an epic struggle for him to read.

This indicates the FBI wanted to pursue a criminal child sex trafficking investigation into Donald Trump based on this woman’s account. She refused to cooperate. When Trump came up an FBI interview, her lawyer demurred, citing her “fear of retaliation”

The reference to families is the extra touch that makes Trump a lowlife thug and Trump followers fucking trash.

ICE agents crashed directly into a 19-year-old refugee's car, pulled him out from the wreck, threw him on the ground, then rushed him off to detention before he could locate the immigration papers in his car that proved he's here lawfully. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.

In March 2025, the FBI discusses internally Pam Bondi’s “clear and specific guidance" to redact images of "former U.S. Presidents, Secretary of State, and other celebrities."

HAPPENING NOW: Aerial coverage of a HUGE CROWD peacefully demonstrating in L.A. to protest the Trump administration and lCE 📍Los Angeles, California #NationalStrike

I cant help but notice that Trump's most aggressive ICE deployments have occurred in places run by Dems in the 2028 mix; Chicago and Pritzker, Los Angeles and Newsom, and Minnesota and Walz.

AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.

The compartmentalization I’m doing right now is crazy work, like in the same day I should not be all “hey make sure you have your papers on you when you go to walk the dogs” and then an hour later at the store like “fuck they’re out of capers”

UPDATE: The pipe bomber is a 2x Trump voter and will argue Trump’s insurrection pardons apply to him also www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-pipe...

Predictably, Mark Kelly's lawsuit cites both Whiskey Pete and Pam Blondi. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Important question is why is Trump trying to hurt American families

When Machado goes to the Oval Office to give her Nobel Peace Prize to President Trump she should first take off any rings or jewelry that he may also ask for.

Is the government of Greenland running a cocaine/fentanyl cartel? This forthcoming CBS News report says the evidence is strong.

In a breathtaking reversal of reality, Trump uses a taxpayer funded website to whitewash the history of Jan. 6, blaming Capitol Police, Democrats and Pence -- everyone but himself and the mob that stormed the Capitol. @lukebroadwater.bsky.social @alanfeuer.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...

fuck outta here

Unsurprisingly, the Donroe Doctrine is just bullying.