Joe Newma

Combine two film titles to make a new film. CON AIR BUD

Wut?

“The little shit is killing us.” -Dan Campbell

Oooh good anti Rogers ad spot during the nfl opener #abdul

Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, this you?

It would be such great TV if something like the Bash/RFK interview were happening and as soon as he started saying his crazy shit a panel of actual experts came out (surprise!) and fact checked and debated him. Wouldn’t change minds but I’d watch. Ok maybe this is a kind of West Wing fever dream.

Ask me how much I care about polls with this much undecided, and where the difference between candidates is 2-3 points, with three months to the general.

All I want are pull-tab cans (beans, fish, etc) that don’t have edges that want to slice me open in exchange for food. Please. Thank you.

I’ll be at the combination

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

This is an amazing video.

Today’s installment of: Is This Really The Paper of Record? Or Is It The Paper of Duh?

These dogs saw some shit.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?

Is it too early to call 2026 a disappointing failure for Democrats?

Detroit it is.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Oops all one-handers #teslaa #lions #golions

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

“Are you abandoning your jobs?” 🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…” A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

‘Talk about affordability’: Warren boosts Mamdani as model for Democratic victory.

cheese is woke now

I love baking muffins. I hate cleaning muffin pans.

National #DSA call Wednesday night. actionnetwork.org/events/fight...

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Some fucks are trying to mine the Porkies for copper and put Lake Superior (and 21% of the world’s fresh water) at major risk of contamination. Idk if petitions matter but put your name on it and call your reps if you live in MI. #puremichigan #upperpeninsula

Finally got out for my first XC scoot of the year.

Ok the game last night was a bummer, but every time I watch Sewell push Gibbs or Montgomery in for a TD I think there should be a stat for that. He’s like Samwise Gamgee—“I can’t carry *it*, Mr Frodo, but I can carry you!” Little LOTR/Detroit Lions crossover for your Monday morning.

#PlayoffBound #OnePride

Why is Disney’s Robin Hood soundtrack actually so good?