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IM NOT STOPPIN JUST YET! we now begin the absolute BEST star trek series, deep space nine!!!! lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if this happens im gonna go to a convention to meet andy weir and shoot myself in the head in front of him and tell him its his fault

you start to understand why the soviets enforced reeducation on reactionaries

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

u ever notice how every tmz article is written in Gen X Voice complete with random ellipses in the middle of sentences

RIP Walter❤️

Current mood

i forgot that vyvanse is the drug that makes me human

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Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

owo ... what's this??? the toilet has a dick vein??? wait a second— S-STEP-BRO???? O_O

ONE BRAZILLION YEARS LULAG

prison abolition except for people who smoke on train platforms

No man you’re good. Feel free to travel to Any Asian Country with it

send him to the lulags

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Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

lula

2026 was the first year where i truly felt like i slid fully into doomerism so brazil it would be very nice if a good thing happened today

tapping the sign

PSA for cis folks: if a democrat goes on camera and answers a question about trans rights without making an explicit statement supporting trans rights, they're anti-trans

our society really fucking loathes children

there are very few fast food places by my work and much love to chipotle but if i have to eat another burrito bowl im gonna kill myself

as a trans racing fan i’m not sure how i am meant to interpret F1 giving Sophie Cunningham the checkered flag at COTA besides an explicit statement of support for powerful people who would seek to exclude me and my friends from society

"is a hot dog a sandwich" is an infinite posting well we can always draw from and thats a good thing

slowly losing my mind over linux bc shit just isnt working and idk why anymore

drag king name able seaman

we need a transsexual navy

F1 Academy really gets on my fucking nerves. champions with no drives, ending the careers of other girls who fall short on it - when it was a barely televised series that gave girls more F4 time (the biggest time they lose out) it made some form of sense but now it's PR slop

its been a week still thinking about ken russell's the devils

there’s a certain genre of image

this is a longshot. but im looking for a new bookcase to replace my broke one. if you're in portland oregon area and you know of/are someone who is trying to get rid of a sturdy fullsized bookcase, please let me know and i will gladly pay you cash money for it & even move it myself if you please.