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They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.

It isn’t small, it’s just more of a craft penis

And this is why I always pick from the back. Haunting.

Haha yeah that potassium is gonna confuse the MAGA.

Wab Kinew reacts to Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario: "You know when a rock band is really over the hill and you see them in a casino playing some song from like 50 years ago? I think that's the part of Donald Trump's presidency we're at now."

Bolt didn't run into a wall and explode. That's part of the skill set, my dudes.

This is the best response to "If you instinctively feel that THING is wrong, it's wrong, so stop letting all of those stupid facts and experiences and personal growth stop you from making the snap judgement you feel is correct" that's going around the far right these days.

Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.

Window into the mocking with which foreign media is treating the situation. The latest on the live of Le Monde, France’s paper of record: “We’re being told Trump wants to file an appeal with Infantino alleging that the Belgian team played soccer.”

Trump Curse confirmed

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

Greased up and wearing only a banana hammock, today’s the day I find a wife on the bus.

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

"So, this is the trolley problem. You're at the switch, with a track with 1 person died up and one with 5 people tied up. Now, do you--" "I kill all the billionaires." "..." "..." "...what?" "All the billionaires." "In the world?" "Yes." "But that's not the exercise." "It is now, motherfucker."

“RFK is a eugenicist who believes that people with chronic health conditions deserve to die preventable deaths” is a plain fact that the news media cannot or will not tell the public.

CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani https://theonion.com/cpac-to-feature-exhibit-where-visitors-can-toss-raw-chi-1850179621/

French General Richoux being frank about Trump

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"Your Honor, I ask the court -- does this sound like the kind of man who would force himself on an innocent child?"

share.google/rBM4RjIbP2z5... Box! Logan's Run 1976

@maggiemcneill.bsky.social I have a strong hunch you've seen this but once more shouldn't hurt.

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”

Live look-in at the Dodgers bullpen

Just a reminder. There is no Alberta without Canada. The separatists in Alberta are a loud and vocal minority. Real Albertans need to start getting louder than them. Now. #Canada #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli