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What they privatize collection and now suddenly they are reducing services?? We're always told privatization was supposed to make things better. Now what are people going to do with boxes and Styrofoam waste? Guess they put them with the empties grocers are refusing to take back.

Cuttle fish crackers looking like tentacles. Not a strong flavour, but very crunchy.

Thank you for calling the Rogers Venue Help Line, my name is Roger, how might assist? ‘I have an event tonight at Rogers Stadium That is the venue locate at Downsview. While I have you, can you help me locate The Scotia Centre? Sorry, we only deal with the dozens of Rogers titled properties.

These comments are parody and do not actually represent any member of the Toronto Argos or their players. Rogers is charging people for using credit cards, how soon they start suing people for slander/libel for profit? Above line about Rogers is also a parody and does not represent Rogers etc

Marketing what? Who would want Chad for marketing? Hi, I’m Chad from the Toronto Argos and after a hard day playing football, I always go to Hands of an Angel spa for a relaxing message. Blah blah blah blah. Remember to ask for the Chad special for surprise massage ending.

The sad thing about Kelly coming back Toronto is that he didn’t end up somewhere else. Would have loved to see the twisted logic of fans, if he suited up for Ottawa, Calgary or Winnipeg next season.

So who’s going to protect him? Who is he going to throw to? Is going to play defense as well? 1/6th of the cap going to one player is insane. Also, has he played an entire season healthy?

Is there any safer position in politics than city councillor? It’s rare for an incumbent to lose there position. It does happen, but not as much as other elected positions. At least it seems so MPs & MPPs are often tied to a party Trustee is often won by whomever has the most visible signs

Since it’s Halloween, thought I might make some GhoOOoulash. Checked out a couple of recipes online. Ground beef? Macaroni pasta? What kind of horror is this??!!Clearly none of these people have eaten actual goulash.

Nasty bug

(My favourite bit of that article, though, is Johnny Marr declaring that he, too, has been “offered a book deal, a serious one ... It will be an autobiography, of course – that or my collection of fascinating public bus tickets from the ’80s.”) Anyway, back to Gill, who says:

Ryan Dinwiddie is quoted today as saying Burke "was still doing the GM stuff. I came in with the GM title, and I got to have final say on who we played on the game-day roster." Which means his "promotion" was a scam and they breached his Argos contract. Twice.

At this rate, people aren’t going to lose their jobs to AI doing them, they’re going to lose their jobs to AI, because companies have to finance it.

Actual Ontario Ad - I was going to be a music teacher, but decided to help my dad in the trades. Now I am doing full time and my financial dreams are coming true. What a message to send - don’t be a teacher helping our youth, become a builder and help enrich my friends.

Aw, damn. What a truly kind man… RIP, Walter. ❤️🖖🏼

Terribly saddened to hear that Walter Koenig has left this universe. Star Trek was a double-edged sword for Koenig, like many on TOS. He spoke about how it hurt as much as helped his career, being typecast, and how it centered "the trio" - Spock, McCoy, Kirk - while the others were afterthoughts.

Former #CFL social media guy, Jaime Stein won his seat for the Conservatives in the BC election. I can only assume that I am now banned from entering BC. (maybe one or two people on Bluesky will get that joke)

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

Ive been out all day, let's see if Ottawa has carried the winning feeling from last week into this week......oh my

Possibly my favorite reader review of A WALL IS ALSO A ROAD so far: "A searing examination of the flaws in the university system that could only get a TV adaptation as prestige hentai. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" ---B. C. Stacey

I think the Redblacks made the correct choice on Mike Morreale over Henry Burris. Morreale provides both football knowledge and sports management knowledge. Burris has the football knowledge, but not the same level of business knowledge. #CFL

They should make gravy in small single serving packets or tins like they do for fruit drinks. I wanted gravy for my fries with dinner. Mind you, it wouldn’t be as good as from a burger place, where they keep the gravy warming for months on end.

So Winnipeg has decided they just don't want to go to the playoffs, eh

Gambling ads everywhere!

Well that’s a way to start the game. First throw - TD.

Yet another reason not to visit the US: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Ah I love an adaptation where after it’s gone through various hands the only thing left from the book are a couple of character names.

Today's "This Moment in Baseball" memory brought to you by: steroids. Steroids: Find Your Inner Psychopath!

Went and got the triple shot special from the local pharmacy today - Covid, Flu and Heroin.

Rogers, who clearly love their customers are going start charging a 1.8% surcharge for anyone paying by credit card. This is in addition to their recent $5 increases. Yup, thank goodness for telecom monopolies

Still funny a day late @roberthutton.co.uk thecritic.co.uk/farage-lands...

My latest post - Why you should get off Xwitter and stop supporting white supremacy. Available on my substack. Irony is dead (substack has far right issues)

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That's right, it is located at the bottom of the Vagina dentata

Went looking for a picture of a sloth. Couldn’t tell the real things from AI. Speaks more about the look of sloths, than about the prevalence of AI. If you’d never seen a Sloth or Capybara, you’d think they were created solely by AI.

I thought this is what Alberta wants to change their name to

1658 would make them the oldest sports team in the world! They predate Toronto (York) by 135 years! They predate rugby by 145 years!

Uncooperative Insurance - You Pay Us We Don’t Pay You. How can I not help ‘My house burnt to the ground’ Do they know what caused the fire? ‘There was a mouse, so I had no choice but to burn my house & salt the earth’ I’d do the same thing, you’ll receive a double payout for your house & trauma

Oh sure, you add graffiti to a building, it’s likely a crime. Find graffiti from hundreds of years ago and suddenly it has strong cultural meaning.

Wait, baseball is still happening???

The “Beats off” Chronicles day one hundred and sixty-two: Fair play to Live Darts - they saw the open goal and did not miss.