Stanley Qbert

I sing the Bed, Bath and Body Electric

Big ups to the guy in Gorman Thomas tee there

Pavel Tchelitchew, "Phenomena," 1938

Up, I bless God being now in pretty good condition, but cannot come to make natural stools yet and going to enjoy my wife, I had a very great pain in the end of my yard when my yard was stiff, as if I strained some nerve or vein, which was great pain to me.

those tomato slices on coach saban's blt are far too thick for unseasoned tomatoes

In case anyone was curious, catchers hit 29 triples in 23,449 plate appearances this season. Austin Wells contributed 0 of them.

Big ups for the Braves organist taking five just now.

You get drunk, you lose your gun, you take a header off the balcony, and now you're gonna tell me it's like a hallowed, time-honored detective ploy, right?

Well at least Kershaw should have plenty of insight into this Matt Boyd start.

invited these guys up to the abbey for a debate about the poverty of christ, cautiously optimistic

I'm saying I think they died quickly, though, so I don't think that they got hurt.

Finally the answer to the question everyone's been asking: "What if Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard had spent a ton of time on Pornhub and 4chan."

I see yer ma's got a new warning sign

Am absolutely loving this 1942 painting "Jumping Jive" by Norman Lewis, from show highlighting musical themes in Lewis's work at Michael Rosenfeld Gallery in Chelsea michaelrosenfeld.com/exhibitions/...

The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect

Chuck Jones, Nude Duck Descending A Staircase.

Laura Krifka Sink or Swim, 2022

Maybe it's just nostalgia but there's something beautiful about the way early video games recreated baseball stadiums

I've always loved the story that Edward Hopper originally titled this picture of the skyline near Washington Square as "Self-Portrait," suggesting that the gangly skyscraper at center might stand in for the artist himself

just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster

Realizing that in the theater this weekend I am going to be *reduced to ruin* when Argus recognizes Odysseus. I can’t even really think about that arc for too long without tearing up

BE BESSIE

my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

Hattie E. Rogers, Star Spread, Hand-stitched Celestial Map, Sauquoit, Oneida Co, NY, 1863

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Appropriate listening for today: youtu.be/cUcj_vPwkEI?...

RIP jazz great Sonny Rollins; here's a Bob Thompson drawing of Sonny Rollins on his saxophone, c. 1964-65

Sonny Rollins, one of the most influential Jazz musicians of our time, died this afternoon. He was 95

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

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jerry saltz rubbing his hands together like birdman and walking out with fifteen cups of coffee

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Me ten minutes after I've had a tantrum about splitting the béarnaise

KIYOSHI KUROSAWA SAMURAI MOVIE? K I Y O S H I K U R O S A W A S A M U R A I M O V I E

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Laundromat soda machine