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also reminds me of fact that JK rollers once talked up my brexit tingler before all of her true feelings about trans buckaroos came out, which was a great blurb. of course i removed her blurb, and i always think to myself 'i wonder if any self published author in history has REMOVED a blurb from jk'

“It’s going to be 56-44 in the Senate.”

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

Pleeeeeeeeeze!

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Is this better than pre-booking a mariachi band? bsky.app/profile/kodi...

He looks like he's running for governor of a Buc-ee’s

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I know lots of people who have champagne on hand, but a mariachi band on-call beats it all bsky.app/profile/bret...

Had a coincidence just now. Watched the movie "Dark Star" last night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNl...). In the book I'm reading (State of the Art, Iain M Banks) a spaceship crew is exploring Earth in 1977. They all go into a lounge to watch a movie they grabbed during the visit - "Dark Star".

Suck it Donny! Dropped it into a drive up postbox. Post Office, don't fuck this up!

OSCAR WILDE: "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting a dick pic, and the other is getting yours." buff.ly/Hz9OGPT

How to beat Republicans in a debate: know issues and prepare your policy answers in advance.

This is a political time to wake up EVERYDAY prepared to Speak Truth to Power!...

I have no words…

Steve Bannon just made one of the best cases for voting Democratic this cycle. He told CBS that a Democratic House could mean impeachment for Health Secretary RFK Jr. and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, plus “subpoenas flying every day.” Stop, Steve. You already sold me.

Good idea. I'm baking a blueberry and apple cobbler today bsky.app/profile/donn...

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Oct. 12, 2026 Happy Monday & … #Blues

Daughter: “Mother, I think I’m a boy.” Mother: “Phew. I thought you were going to say Republican.”