I.G.Y. Azalea

I really enjoyed the new season of “nobody wants this” on Netflix but I’ll pretty much watch literally anything with Kristen bell in it sooo hard to say

Winners: the Milwaukee brewers Losers: the Tampa bay rays

It certainly appears so

opening a Mexican food truck called “Holy Molé”

let me play for you the song of my people www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHOj...

When the nose hairs touch the mustache hairs 🫦

when you nut but she still Zuckin’

Semi-proud dad moment as I got to talk about Chaka khan to my oldest who heard “through the fire” blaring while i’m doing some cleaning in the kitchen. “DAD! Did this song rip off Kanye West?!”

Maybe he should just Fuck Off

My oldest kid keeps sneaking tiktok views which is not allowed, he claims he’s using it to watch “maps and history stuff” which is half true, the other half is brainrot bullshit. Are there any non-TikTok apps that are mostly focused on this?

Omar comin’…to tell you that reputation is everything. Know your market, know your competition, and keep your word. I’ve never needed the biggest team, just preparation, discipline, and a code. If folks announce you before you arrive, your brand is working!

To me, the allure of Pluto TV is such that I can turn it on and a random episode of Something will be on, no scrolling through seasons or picking one out, there it is, take or fuckin leave it bud

I have Do Not Disturb mode set from 10-7 because I feel like I have to set some boundaries on being reached, and it’s usually Fine, but in the last week I have missed a couple very important messages and as a result and now I have anxiety about that, the human brain is a wonderful instrument

he was doing a year for space contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. he used a lightsaber, and he used to slice it so thin that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little greeb oil

Hi, is this still available?

Wife: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? Me: If I had a pet stick insect I think I’d name him Twiggy Smalls because The Notorious T.W.I.G. doesn’t sound quite right. Her: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

Signs with extremely threatening auras

It’s time to decide America’s greatest city, Tampa or Milwaukee

Tinker Tailor Corndog Spy

Do you disavow the actions of Mr. LaPage?

Have you disavowed any allegiance to Section 31??

So is there just a morning NFL game every week now??

Whether it's nobler on the couch To suffer the ads and charges Of outrageous streamers Or to make an end To cancel, to pirate, To pirate, perchance to seed Ay, there's the rub, For in that JellyFin What streams may come?

Tubi or not Tubi, That is the question

when kids today make a drink with all the flavors do they call it an “un-alive”?

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Marked Safe from watching any more Florida football this season

Guy who has never listened to a single steely dan song : how could this man say something so self deprecating

Do you think we should touch The Monolith even though the guy funding it is a white supremacist?