The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!)

What Kamala Harris proposes in not impeaching Trump is this the same reason why letting Jefferson Davis and the rest of the Confederate soldiers and leaders off the hook was a bad idea.. We've been paying for it ever since😡

Out tomorrow morning! Jon and I walk through the whole AI bubble - GPUs in warehouses, Anthropic’s dodgy S-1 and IPO and more.

Me watching a good anime: "Wow. What a great show. I really enjoyed that!" Some fucker in my mentions/reblogs/etc with a profile pic of a character I really liked from said anime: "you are a degenerate and we must RETVRN to an era before antibiotics" Me: Exterminatus upon everyone who has seen this

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Critical support etc etc

I...worked on this story for a decade...and...he just...he blurted it out.

your first big assignment

I have a lot of criticism for Fury, but yelling "shut up and send me more pigs to kill" from the commander's hatch of an Easy 8 as you rack the charging handle on a Ma Deuce is just chef's kiss

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

Eric Bauza. Legend.

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

This reminds me of when Musk first bought Twitter and demanded that everyone show him how many lines of code they'd written, as though that was in any way a sane or intelligent metric to judge their work by.

RFK decided to once again target maskers in a speech, laughing about going to LA and seeing people driving in their cars while masked. And I want to make sure people know that studies have shown that the reason someone might wear a mask in their car is that it's none of your fucking business.

The year is 1946: I am being told that tanks are obsolete. The year is 1973: I am being told that tanks are obsolete. The year is 2003: I am being told that tanks are obsolete. The year is 2020: I am being told that tanks are obsolete. The year is 2026: I am being told that tanks are obsolete. The y

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 23,1959

Oh my God the number of times I've tried to do pushups or planks, and my cat that will only get into my lap under very specific circumstances, NEEDS to stand on my shoulder blades

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

When I was a kid, acid rain was literally eating the wonders of the world. Now it's isolated to places that won't let go of coal fired electricity, and those places are phasing it out in favor of cleaner energy.

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

"hello google will you please show me songs containing the lyrics 'to the window to the wall' thank you" utterly deranged

My years spent playing Fallout: New Vegas and Death Stranding will hopefully serve me well

There are two choices. 1. M4 Sherman and variants 2. Wrong

If you wanna play this game: the Klan also had a border patrol out of Dulzura cdnc.ucr.edu?a=d&d=SBS197...

new reaction image just dropped

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

Call Toyota at 800-331-4331 and they will remotely disable your telematics module. Don't trust phones? Pull the DCM fuse, nobody can stop you, least of all me.

These assholes love to deliberately take bad faith interpretation of my words; as if I haven’t consistently advocated for voting as Dems are materially better. But gotta crucify the tranny for critiquing the Dems, she helping the fascists! Meanwhile Dems out here throwing trans people under the bus.

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

It's nice to see people are still trolling out there. In the original sense, not the modern "this is my genuine dogshit opinion" sense