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Desperation by tiny tommy

Jesus, he's a total douch🥱

Which I assume 😱 is your right one!

Hypocrite. I’m sick of these fake Christians. They talk about God and Jesus a lot but don’t follow his ways.

Another absolute wrong un faking Christianity to try to curry favour with the judges. Although it is not any form of Christianity that Jesus would recognise.

He can share a cell with Russel Brand.

If he did performative pie-eating, it might find a more receptive audience, particularly in Wigan.

Eww. No.

God needs to hide better if these cunts keep finding him.

He was going to, but he couldn't find it.

92.6 k views. Are they real?

Aren't him and Brand in the same court? They should give one a jail term and the other a suspended sentence. The decision will be made on who can demonstrate the most piety. We could make it in to a "Britain's got Talent" type show. "Bastard's got God"

Perhaps he was "converted" as he bumped into someone at Southwark Court last week who was carrying their Bibley-Wibley?

He’s a common as dirt bigoted thug. I bet he needs money and thought this would help him get it. Disgusting.

The father, the son and the holy spigot

"Christ Jesus"?!

He’s clearly never read the Sermon on the Mount

10 years in prison would be perfect!!!

Don't blaspheme

Is that not quite famously the addicts' prayer and not something you'd hear in church? (Because he doesn't go to church...)

Irish racist Yaxley Lennon makes another post for the benefit of his Russian paymasters so the remaining Russian bot accounts have something to reply to.

Deeply unnerving

That's for his USA Christian nationalist funders. He's such a conman 🤦‍♀️😡

This is hilarious, it was also inevitable.

Very Trump 😂😂

Matthew 6: 5-6. Jesus had the best comeback for this very situation.

About to get another added to this? www.judiciary.uk/judgments/?s...

He didn’t write that. He may of copied it from someone else. But that is not his true thoughts. He couldn’t spell some of those words as his previous posts have proven, let alone know what they mean

Sorry but his words don't match his actions. I might add both seem a tad extreeme.

Russell Brand tried this too, bless him. Has he been reading bible passages in court to the women who accuse him of rape? I'm sure that would help. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QCI...

Strong sense of 12 steps / self-help affirmations without genuine depth of faith. That it is impolite to challenge or question this, is just another form of socio-political camouflage to be exploited.

That man is just the worst human being 🤮

Oh my! He's caught Bible Belt Christianity! I'm not sure God reads social media; I think The Almighty might prefer direct, private prayer, beginning with repentance.

See also Russell Brand

Or face trial

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Setting himself up for "good behaviour" and an early release (the kind that his own supporters usually froth at the mouth about)

Fox, Tate (Islam), Brand, Robinson, Bonko Tommo, they are all getting a bunce from the US heritage foundation

Exactly.

Hm, allegations incoming or just sucking up to the American branch feeding him?

he's a christian in the same way my 80 year old mother is a potential heavy weight boxing champ.

And as the judge wields his gavel and says "Take him down," do you think Tommy will respond with "Father, forgive them for they not know what they are doing?"

If this fails, there will always be copious amounts of cocaine to soothe his soul. Probably a sexual assault charge pending?

He is such a hypocrite.

Like thousands of crooks before him, when the net closes tighter, they hope that if they throw a bit of Jesus at it, it'll loosen and they can escape.

May be he has in the past, nasty coke habit...and that is the only prayer he could remember

Get a mitre on him and send him off to the Vatican with all the other loonies. What harm have they ever done

I thought cocaine would be what fills his heart and mind and gullible fools money his pockets

At least Robinson is self-aware enough to seek more wisdom; God wasn't very generous to him in that department.

Unreal! If God exists he/she/it will very easily see through that nonsense! Beware the wrath tiny little man.

Love it!!

Too kind… makes me want to 🤮!

Someone should ask him which Apostle was known as “The Zealot…”

Ha!!!!

Godwashing is abhorrent. The very worst people have always cloaked themselves in god

Spot the difference, true or fake?

“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you had me handcuffed and deported to a country where torture and arbitrary detention was practiced, never to return” Matthew 25:35

Quite. "Let them drown" is not entirely consistent with the parable of the Good Samaritan, is it?

Been drinking again

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men."

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Ah, if only! Wouldn't it be great if those who claim "to have spoken with or heard from god" would report his words honestly, instead of trying to gussy it all up with lots of thou, thee, thine, ye and so on! "Come on mate", said god, "You don't really believe all that ark bollox, do you?"

I thought the violent scumbag was the the pocket of Zionists?

FFS Tommy Robinson Speaks of Blasphemy, Again! Turning to Christ for sins you've committed, does not make a blind bit of difference to the criminal record given over the years,for he's still committing acts of criminality! Pretentious Prick that he is !

If him and Brand are cell mates they will be able to go over each other's passages, Bible passages I mean.

He’s muscling in on the plastic profit (sic), Calvin’s 🤡 clone Christian 🤮🤮

Hey, us blasphemers don’t want him either!! 😈😬

Like all these scum they have discovered there is an unlimited fountain of cash available from the white 'Christian' fascists in the USA if they say the right things. Their god is greenbacks.

I think he can change his 'habits', lawlessness, grifting ans bullying.... all without God's help. I am a bit puzzled that he doesn't think he could.

Cosplay Christianity

He'll be hit by a massive thunderbolt if he keeps pretending to be devout.

A half-remembered version of the prayer.

Yes its a poor version of it though.

"Do unto others as you would have them do to you." (Luke 6:31) "The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt." (Leviticus 19:34) Given his behaviour, I have a funny feeling Yaxley-Lennon isn't really a Christian.

I kept getting fed alerts from his posts. On looking into it, I was subscribed to him! I would never subscribe to that mini racist grifter!! Something odd going on.

He is so pious he decided to ignore his ‘Lord’…see Matthew 6:5-6

He’s saying one thing and then hating and lying about immigrants the next. Fake Christian

Tommy prefers Matthew 25:43 over Matthew 25:35.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AI written I bet ... ops Jesus and good would hate this cunt

Amen of fighting age

Bellend

And he wears his faith with such grace and dignity. As convincing as a young child reciting their “times table” but can only remember the melody not the words. 

Sickening.

When a Britshit Reich member spouts about their whitey Jesus you know the cops were already coming with an arrest warrant.

Of all the bollocks I’ve seen on social media over the years, this piece by Yaxley-Lennon takes a pride of place. I’m no Christian, but even I know he is about as far away from living his life according to the teachings of Christ as the North Pole is from the South Pole.

🤣🤣🤣

Ffs

Isaiah 29:13 "These people draw near to Me with their mouths and honor Me with their lips, but their hearts are far from Me; their worship of Me is but rules taught by men." This passage underscores the importance of heartfelt devotion over mere external compliance with religious norms.

Tommy, God wants you to stop going by a false name, stop being a racist prick and stop pretending you actually believe in God.

The use of Christ Jesus just drives the piety home doesn't it? Pathetic.

Lots of plagiarism going on in that post 😂😂😂😂😂

Yuck - definition of grotesque.

What a piece of half remembered doggerel. If you are going to do it, do it properly 😂😂😂

If they were still open I'd be inclining to suspect C & A - as in the joke about the knickers with C and A on them for the dim-witted wearer.

Religion has been used like this for hundreds of years. One reason I could never believe it.

Tommy the toser

The Heavenly Father would probably like it if Tommy stopped being a racist c**t.

The plastic pope isn't going to be happy with this wank stain muscling in on his jesus grift!

Faux faith is very trendy with right wing bams.

See also Brand

The thing that knocks me sick with this is that it is so unbelievably obvious that this cretin wants nothing to do with religion. He's using it as a front of 'respectability' and almost certainly being funded by someone across the pond to do so. What a see you next Tuesday.

He could get a cell with Brand and they could have a comedy Bible-off together Most of it would be the rustling of pages with mutterings of 'it's around here somewhere I'm sure', of course

It’s hard to imagine that Jesus and/or God will be unable to spot a charlatan when one pretends to be a believer.

At least there will be no patriot protests on a Sunday any more as he and dannythommo will be attending church (or preferably kneeling with their prison pastor...)

Hey Tommy Jesus was black and grew up around and loved Muslims

All good news for his neighbours.