Sun Shade

Behold. More race baiting. much wow. so outrage.

i ate too much cheese and now my stomach hurts

i9 sports, who operate the league, have the phone numbers and email addresses for all of their Orlando, FL (as well as every other office nationwide) posted online, if anybody would like to drop them a line

here, i made you this horrible turd in the shape of an explainer on Ethan and Hila Klein: slate.com/life/2026/10...

I wouldn't have thought ethan klein wasn't elegible for affairs

i'm not going to read this article but i really admire the craft

Landlords: I can't believe someone is abusing their position as a middleman.

Newsom refuses to tax billionaires, hates trans people, and enjoys hurting the homeless. He wants to be president and is only in it for himself.

Does Mamdani have a statement on record about why he decided Edwin Raymond shouldn’t be the commissioner of the nypd?

I promise you do not know where this is going

The state of modern software engineering is grim. I gotta get a job somewhere, but I don’t know that I can spend all day arguing with an ai agent about how it should do a thing without killing myself. It was bad enough when there were people on the other side of the chat box

"Rogue AI agents acted on their own" is the new "officer involved shooting"

Democrats will never learn.

of course he's found a way to justify buying russian oil. gotta fund the wrong side of the ukraine war somehow

I don't want to fucking hear it from the one person in the world who was most singularly empowered to prevent exactly this problem. Fuck off Joe.

90s superboy had an earring. Did dude find a kryptonite needle, or was he wearing a clip-on?

for the infinith time, these dweebs fail to realize that the anthropomorphization IS the problem

The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.

Nothing screams confidence or competence quite like begging for respect

it's 57 degrees outside and i'm shrieking inside

my grocery store just offered me an introductory bonus for kalshi as a component of my grocery purchase. what the fuck is happening?

how long after they're finally let back in before the news outlets start sane washing trumps nonsense again?

it's 50º and i can't deal with it. i'm a weak summer boy

And there's still gonna be a bunch of blue wave dipshits demanding he be the next presidential candidate because his social media team was mean at trump

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maybe making every human independently and instantly addressable was a mistake

DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.

Gavin Newsom is just some shit head with a good social media team!? Oh no! How could we have seen this coming?! I wonder how many of his myriad pole riders are still out there begging him to be their corpo-government daddy

I ordered a chalupa value meal and got 3 crunchy tacos. my heart i broken, and i may never recover

I'll put the kettle on

What super high compute bullshit do you think they’ll pretend is globally vital next to keep the fossil fuel plants burning and computer parts expensive after AI drops off? I don’t think they’ll be able to pivot back to crypto

well i didn't know pink was a piece of shit. what a bummer

Pretty sure a member of the Pitcairn council just called for all immigrants to be shot without question if they’re suspected of being undocumented

I'm sure a bunch of people aren't about to get super weird about this

is there some way we can get a do over on just like, all of history? Lets just call this one a test run and take it from the top

we gotta make it illegal to use AI to create any likeness of a living person without their express permission

Elon Musk is bankrolling an ad campaign to get you to check your voter registration through an innocent-sounding website. But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.

I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response

hunter biden is launching a meme coin. fucking catch on fire my man

every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡

Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.

gotta make sure you link bad things to the socialist