Sylvester Marcus

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

….People that say “Careful” after you’ve already tripped.

One line in the Abrego Garcia matter uttered by SCOTUS: that the court must give due regard and deference to POTUS in matters of national security and foreign affairs. That was John Roberts’ hint to Trump on how to get what he wants.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My superpower is locating the label on the t-shirt and still putting it on backwards.

Amazon: If you pay, you won’t have to watch ads. Amazon: Ok, if you pay MORE, you won’t have to watch ads.

50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them

Nothing says “we have plenty of ammunition” like threatening to lock up anyone who says we don’t.

It’s not a real F1 race until one of the announcers uses the word “penultimate”.

Clear the bench, jersey them.

In Another Instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” 🤭😂🥴 Andrew Tate: "England, come get me. I'm not hard to find. I'm in Beverly Hills." THEY FOUND HIS B!TCH A$$ FAST 😂😂😂

I talked to Mitch McConnell today but only for two minutes.

This is what I would call “the perfect post”

it’ll never cease to amaze me that the Democrats’ greatest win in decades (running a junior senator named ”Barack Hussein Obama” in 2008 on an aggressively reformist progressive campaign and winning massively, taking every single battleground state) is the one thing they’ll absolutely never do again

The algae always comes back... meidasplus.com

I couldn’t agree more 🎯

Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.

I guess they got the non-woke president they were looking for.

To believe 2020 was stolen, you also have to believe: 1. While Trump was in his first term, he allowed Biden to infiltrate the federal government & rig the election against him. 2. In 2024, when Biden and the Democrats were actually in charge, they chose NOT to & let Trump win.

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In case you think any members of the Trump administration or GOP have any integrity or character.

Donald is now trying to prosecute one of the women he raped... He is truly one of the worst human beings ever to have lived. The DOJ is supposed to work for US -not the President. G'morning y'all!

Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

History’s most expensive lesson in the difference between charisma and intelligence.

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Wow, just came across this while cleaning. Some things never change.

What are we doing here, folks? This man is fuckin’ nuts. The framers of our Constitution (and its amendments) built in several provisions and safeguards to prevent this specific guy from becoming president and to remove him if he somehow got elected. bsky.app/profile/greg...

that feels like something you say when you're wearing a wire

It’s all fun and games until an ICE agent with an 8th grade education and three domestic violence arrests pistol whips a grandmother because she was too slow to take her Velcro shoes off…

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

💯 this!!!

This one hits hard.

Why are folks not asking more questions about this FBI complaint in the Epstein Files? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

You can tell the German people you're winning bigger and bigger victories, but sooner or later they're going to notice those victories are getting closer and closer to Berlin.

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

Anyone with a shred of class and decency would have politely refused it, so naturally Trump took it.