Tony Dorie

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

Question answered: daringfireball.net/2026/05/wh...

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

Time to jump in @edsbs.bsky.social $1 for every consecutive year of Stanford winning a NCAA championship (plus fees)

BREAKING: Claude Mythos discovers 60-year old computing bug, PEBCAK, that's been silently plagued the tech industry for years. It suggests resolving it by eliminating the entity in the middle and replacing it with a more efficient model.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

Watching my son’s baseball coaches use a pitching machine to gleefully launch balls into the outfield for the boys to catch us the most dad thing I’ve seen in months…

serena’s got us

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

This thread is everything I needed today…

Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.

The fact that this exists, but somehow isn’t a part of the Olympics is an indication of how far we have all fallen as a society…

Hmm… maybe Apple should just drop the pretense that iPad OS is a separate thing and go back to calling it iOS…

The First Look at 'For All Mankind' Season 5 Soars

This is true poetry

My dad somehow managed to get HBO using a dedicated terrestrial dish antenna sniffing a relay signal to the cable provider just so I could watch this. At least that’s why I thought he did it.

Apparently you can make a Satan’s Whistle sound good!? Did not see that coming…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Super late to the party here by I just flew through the Lady Astronaut series by @maryrobinettekowal.com Fantastic books with real characters and a super engaging premise. So happy I found them!

WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime

The world is shit but this gives me hope…

American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming

From Stanford Football Dearest Mother — We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29. — Andrew

Schadenfreude is delicious…

I sat a few rows in front of Teller (from Penn & Teller) on a flight to New Zealand once…

Feeling seen here…

Literally Stanford’s mascot

Can’t argue with most of this list but the lack of classic Sierra games does give me pause…

Apparently if you are a Xennial male, you are required to text all of your male friends to share your excitement about Spaceballs 2. I don’t make the rules, I just live by them…

I got the marble out of a Ramune bottle and apparently I am now a figure of miracle and wonder on my daughter’s group chat with her friends…

lol - even when we suck Cal fans are jealous… #gostanford www.sfgate.com/collegesport...

In another blow to legacy media, I'm hearing that the Trump administration plans to remove The Atlantic from its war-plans group chat. The outlet will be replaced in the chat by the Gateway Pundit.

Rickey was my favorite ballplayer of all time. He was larger than life, excitement personified. He was Oakland. I can’t believe he’s gone, mainly because if you’d asked me a few days ago, I would’ve said I thought he could still step into the batter’s box, draw a walk and steal second. What a loss.

Ratto on Rickey: defector.com/rickey-hende...

“Major shoutout, condolences to the entire Henderson family. Growing up, as an adult in the Bay Area, especially what he did in Oakland, it resonates with me in terms of representing the Bay and doing it at a legendary, iconic level. Nobody like him."-Steph Curry postgame on NBCSBA

Rickey was unlike anyone else. A sad day.

Rickey: 14th all-time in WAR. Scored 2295 runs (Freddy Freeman is the active leader with 1298). Walked 2190 times. Stole 1406 bases. Won 1 MVP and deserved at least two more (finished 3rd in '85, lost to his own teammate). 28 HoF voters voted "no" and should've been kicked out of the BBWAA.

My tribute to Rickey Henderson, an entertainer like no other: www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...

RIP Rickey Henderson, who was ahead of his time decades ago and always felt like a man and player for all times sfstandard.com/2024/12/21/r...

Anyhow, follow Rickey’s advice in all matters. #FullShare not.fangraphs.com/another-reas...

Non-paywalled post. Rest in peace Rickey Henderson. The greatest leadoff man of all time. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

I don’t know what I expected but it turns out that gummy fried eggs taste exactly like gummy chickens feet…