Ted Garrison

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

Let us be incredibly, abundantly clear: We are demanding that Chuck Schumer resign for his continued betrayal of the American people. If he does not willingly step aside, we are calling on the Senators in the Dem caucus to remove him and Dick Durbin from Senate leadership.

If you are a service member or civil servant ordered to perform an operation in spite of concerns you raised about their legality, you have lawful options to blow the whistle. They do not involve leaking to the press. Consult with qualified counsel. You can honor your Oath without breaking the law.

Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform. Cancel your Spotify subscription. #BoycottSpotify

Bets on if the Epstein Ballroom collapses from structural deficiency before Trump croaks?

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Many people are saying the Republicans shut down the government to bulldoze the White House without permission and build the Epstein ballroom.

One of the best signs so far and those huddled masses that we're fighting for. No Kings

u should post however u like respond to whoever u want just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Every DoJ attorney promoting and defending at this stuff should never again eat food that is less than 10% spit

One first step people should do to respond to this is start using the “report a speed trap” function in Apple Maps to report where ICE is operating. Make Apple party to the attempt to protect people.

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

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hey if anyone knows jimmy kimmel and he wants to speak to an independent reporter in light of all the corporate fuckery, give him my info

Understanding empty buildings in low income areas: it’s not the fault of the people who live there. It’s the people who don’t.

Hold on, these are the "we don't have to bake your gay wedding cake" people?

Posting a criticism of Charlie Kirk - much less noting something outrageous he himself said - is not “celebrating” his murder. Nor is it condoning his murder. It is simply saying that his political career and legacy are not something to be celebrated. And that is not the same thing at all.

Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be. Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

u can always take back a block made in error u can not get back your time they will waste

any outlet that reported the “pro-trans ideology on bullet casings” thing owes the public an apology and an explanation if you are serious about turning down the temperature, start by showing some shame and regret for your role in turning it up in the first place by allowing yourself to be played

GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.

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I reiterate that immigrants should NOT go to immigration court. They can comply by setting up a Zoom meeting. Call 888-462-5211 for help completing and submitting a Motion to Change Hearing Format form. Please pass on this information!

Here, fixed it.

🚨🚨🚨 Breaking: American Gestapo unit gets lost in Washington DC while trying to find a restaurant that everybody in the group likes. bsky.app/profile/phil...

If we want to fix our democracy, we NEED ranked choice voting. Find out more at fairvoteillinois.org.

No Democrat should support military assistance for a government that is starving an entire population. This should not be a close call or some agonizing debate.

President Donald Trump called for the prosecution of music superstar Beyoncé – based on something that did not actually happen | Fact check: cnn.it/4o8Rtdf

this is why layout matters

There is no hell hot enough for this DHS spokesman.

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.