TheBeardedCat

Imagine being GenX smoking ditch weed, having to tell your boyfriend to stop licking your pussy because this new show called Cowboy Bebop just came on

That whole prison abolition thing is going to do a 180 once you're surrounded by adolescent superpredators who can't regulate their emotions or read.

You're going to feel pretty dumb about opposing Flock once pandemic iPad kids hit puberty and you have a stake in capital.

if you're reading all these articles as they come out and assuming the story is "these models are escaping containment and causing danger" and not "this is a PR campaign by companies desperate to build hype" I think you are very silly.

It's ok to be silly. But the fact that every other AI company is rolling out variants of the same story after it earned OpenAI so much coverage should make you suspicious.

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

It Came From Something Awful by Dale Beren was truly the best book I've read this year, or maybe even since COVID

really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours

i love seeing those “what 2000 hours in [game] looks like” videos for games that don’t have a particularly high skill ceiling. here’s what 2000 hours of assassins creed unity looks like. mostly just kinda slowly climbing over things same as always

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

The court has sided with the rule of law in allowing health inspectors into the Northwest ICE detention center. Everyone, including contractors to the federal government, need to comply with our state’s health laws for detainees and Washington workers. www.kiro7.com/news/local/j...

i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee

ah good, the Republican Project 2025 was a playbook for rolling out Christofascism and the Democrats have responded with Project 2029, a plan for permanent electoral irrelevance

oh my god

That's not just a *dead* economy - it's one that'll kill everyone you love and everything that matters. 22/

But what we're *actually* doing is defunding cancer research (especially any research into "systemic" cancer because studying systemic things is "woke") to free up fiscal space so we can build data-centers and make Musk into a trillionaire. 21/

You could hardly ask for a better example of investing in vibes over value than shutting down *real* cancer research to free up money for teaching more words to the word-guessing machine because it's about to become God and cure cancer. 11/

The true risk is: "an AI salesman will exploit your boss's infinite horniness for replacing mouthy workers with pliable machines to sell him a chatbot that *can't* do your job, and then your boss will fire you and replace you with that inept, defective chatbot." 17/

social media that's bad for minors is obviously bad for adults too. crazy to me that the move seems to be to just accept that and ban minors rather than regulate the obvious design patterns that were put in there on purpose which make it harmful to its users

Anyone actually think Israel will honor any kind of ceasefire deal?

Incredible new creature they found at the bottom of Challenger Deep. Seems to live around hot shafts.

Congrats to the City of Palo Alto for beating the appeal of a lawsuit from 6 Palo Alto police officers who claimed that a black lives mural painted on a road made them sick. Yes, sick. One PA police officer even had to go to the emergency room because of this mural. padailypost.com/2026/05/29/a...

i’ve been fighting the far right for a decade plus. i never would’ve imagined a labor govt would ban me from entering the uk. dark times ahead for the west. liberalism is dead, maga fascism and it’s corrosive influence is felt everywhere.

US Democrat Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer marched alongside far-right Israeli Finance Minister and Criminal Bezalel Smotrich.

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

I cannot believe that we have gone so long without base level journalism that this feels somehow radical, and the guy being interviewed literally cannot conceive of being asked basic questions

You can sum up the entirety of the good and bad things about the American character in the stories of two Mt. St. Helens victims: David A. Johnston, the pioneering volcanologist who was killed making scientific observations, and Harry R. Truman who was a dumb old dipshit who refused to evacuate.

Archer: "I guess the moment civil disobedience was decided on, that's the nature of civil disobedience." By being nonviolent but disobedient, you let officers "show the world who they are," Archer said.

"forced" come the fuck on

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Morgan: "I wanna help people." That's who he is, he claims. Back to hair pulling.

I hate this fuckin guy Jesus Christ

We're now listening to screamo music in court as Morgan drives really fast. It really feels like a scene from Jury Duty tbh.