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Read this too fast and was wondering what Flagpole Sitta had to do with any of this.

Ace Bailey is crushing things right now

But Black Dynamite, my income depends on convincing the public not to link corruption to their misery!

The only fact I know is that they are randomly very popular with athletes/teams because of their giant menu.

The hispanic catholics were there for the taking but for some reason Stephen Miller's personal ethnic cleansing goals took precedent.

Derek Queen vs Jokic is the NBA Center version of coughing baby vs atomic bomb

We're a nation of people who all believe they individually have Plot Armor.

Great work by Keyonte on the transition D!

Great work by Keyonte on the transition D!

Angry JJJ today!

The Russians hacked Jared's phone. Then Dutch cyberspies then reverse-engineered that hack, giving them unprecedented access to his world. Bananas story in @vanityfair.com

Devito Space Jam voice: "I didn't know Tim Tebow was in this picture!?!?"

HOW HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND? WE ARE HOLDING CHAMPIONS NIGHT DURING THE 2026-2027 SEASON. THERE WAS NO CHAMPIONS NIGHT FOR 2025-2026 BECAUSE WE WERE ELIMINATED DURING THE CONFERENCE FINALS.

Have a feeling this ends with us learning about President Sextape's term after winning the nomination unopposed (all other candidates eliminated via Cookiepuss).

So NVIDIA basically scammed Amazon/Google/Microsoft into playing against each other in an arms race and now they can't even use the things they bought. Tech geniuses fooled again!

The lab equipment in Young Frankenstein is very literally the same lab equipment from the "real" Frankenstein.

Walter Clayton Jr cut by the Grizzlies. Good Jazz move to consolidate w/ JJJ!

Demi and the Fractured Dream Finally a good one! Plays exactly like an old PS2 action adventure. Think Zelda X Jak & Daxter (with a bit of Dark Souls because of course). It looks gorgeous and feels real good in your hands. 5/5 wishlisted

"Son of a Bobby Jindal staffer gets owned" is proof some things can be hereditary.

Lmao gonna be a rough time at the Klan meeting for Tommy.

Packing up and slowly walking out is such a funny reaction to having your scam blow up in your face.

Tony Jones just 1 year away from that steak dinner!

"The fruit becomes smooth and cold regardless of my wisdom!" Is the most "barbarian arguing with their DM" coded sentence I've ever seen.

The Orphans from The Warriors rock. Just these sad sack opening scene goons.

Cancel the apology tour. Platner's back at the mic. Catch the trailer for the disgraced U.S. Senate candidate's standup special on this week's InfoWars HQ.

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

He had a dedicated reality show calling him an unparalleled business genius that ran for 10 years right up to the point that Shared TV Viewing fell off a cliff.

Woman walks in and says "Uh, is a problem if I try to speak Huttese with an Aussie accent?" And I pull my butterfly knife out and say "Lady, it's gonna be a problem if you DON'T"

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Keyonte contract looking better every day!

Right, "imagine a car factory that is wildly inefficient. Like the least efficient thing you've ever seen. Just slow as shit"

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

Shootout to The Act Of Killing!

Multiple people got there before me but it rocks that we all agree the name "Leisure Suit Larry" is simply too subtle for modern Kojima.

Hilariously Deadliest Warrior is the exact inverse of this prompt. A TV show that if it got better it would effectively destroy my appreciation for the show when it was low budget and bad. I actually wrote the official message board back in the day begging them *not* to up production values.

Alt text here raises some really interesting questions vis-a-vis Sebastian and his muteness. Maybe he's been communicating using his personal wifi frequency this whole time!!

Congratulations to Swan Boy's Pig Elvis Waiter for making the podium in the category of Best Elvis alongside Bruce Campbell in Bubba Ho-Tep and Jack White in Walk Hard. Better luck next year Chanticleer from Rock-A-Doodle and former Ravens QB Elvis Grbac!

Joker just threw the best pass of the NBA season 5 minutes into preseason

will be using this in future

Fair play to the pope he is certainly *more elected* than any AI influencer

I imagine this being hosted by the masked guy who revealed magician secrets.

Saving my skill points for Kissaga 2