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With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

Polish submarine designers in WW2:

i'm putting together a team

Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting https://theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-excitedly-chases-own-penis-through-cabinet-meeting/

my wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis

I have watched this at least one hundred times

Every time I see stories like this I'm reminded of a study called "Why Underachievers Dominate Secret Police Organizations" that examined biographical and career data from military officers who served during Argentina's last dictatorship. d-nb.info/1209878720/34

Go fuck yourself @colorado.gov

Trump's viziers have gotta just be showing him AI slop non stop these days right?

Adolf Hitler, the controversial former painter who lead Germany through the the tumultuous post Great Depression era, has passed away.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

Me and my friends would’ve killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much

The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch

I've never had a Liquid Death and I don't think I ever will.

Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.

Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%

[guy who needs to keep all the plates spinning or the global economy collapses]: "yeah the plates should keep spinning"

Wardogs is a fun game and you should buy it. But God help you if you join the blue team.

They're calling it the most cursed post of all time

Maynard Dubuisson cannot be having a good time these days

The soy right

"Mr Hands did nothing wrong"

Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.

LETS GO THE GIANTS BABY

The Giants and Jets have not won a home opener in the same year since 2009

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/

We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.