Thomas Kalinowski

Our Brooklyn Marie As bright as can be Connecting the dots Between racist plots Our Brooklyn Marie Can easily see How Tanton's besties Spread bad policies

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CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays! CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white

The scariest book of the bible for me has always been Judges, because the repeating theme is the Jews being punished for, over and over, disobeying God's instructions to commit genocide.

Napping cat.

People insist that Santa is white. Some say, he is Black. Isn’t this all just wrong? I once saw Santa in the internment camps, and he was most definitely Asian.

hold me like one of your grudges

It's the holiday season, so London tour guide Jenny Draper answers the question everyone is asking: how historically accurate is A Muppet Christmas Carol? youtu.be/opXFR6ab214?...

Your regular reminders: 1) the first amendment binds the government, not private actors 2) deplatforming not only works to reduce radicalization, it's the only thing that ever has

Shout out to everyone struggling with seasonal affective disorder in the northern latitudes. You made it half way! The light will start coming back now! ❤️

A Christmas present for my wife.

The whites are at it again.

@washingtonpost: An agency created 54 years ago to bolster minority-owned businesses is fighting for its existence amid a legal challenge from White entrepreneurs who contend its mission is misguided and unconstitutional. https://t.co/aTqkrjTxjV

Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters

Your vote has power, even if it seems like a small drop in a vast bucket. And it's important we all remember that. Now, more than ever, let's show up and make our voices heard.

It's true tho.

Also for everyone asking how I got this information: my office asked the companies for it, and they gave it to us.

I wonder if there would be a market for a Magazine of Bland Horror, in which protagonists are extremely concerned about those teenagers over there, unsolicited friendly greetings, or just how old that open jar of peanut butter is.

Ask me about my system for measuring the Creepiness Threshold of a social media follow.

here’s the store if you’d like to buy some gifts for the holidays, and if you’re in LA, stop by in person! it’s a cozy spot perfect for browsing 📚

can you imagine the tweets President Trump would be posting today

In seceding from the british monarchy, the founders clearly intended to bestow the divine right of kings on a racist real estate mogul and reality show star who would be born a century and a half later. READ the federalist papers.

Every single Republican who dares to say a fucking word about antisemitism should be asked to respond about: 1. Their conspiracy theories about Soros 2. Their support for Trump and Musk 3. Their beliefs in Great Replacement 4. How their views are different than mass shooters

Just a reminder with the holiday season approaching: If you offer someone a drink and they say, "No thanks, I don't drink" the correct response is not, "Why not?" or "Come on, just one!" or anything else like that. The only correct response is, "No worries. Can I get you anything else?"

Thete's a pretty finite set of words for killing civilians where they stand after they have been corralled by force.

Cat rosette.

BREAKING: Joe Biden made DIRECT PAYMENTS to Hunter Biden. Sure, they might've been his allowance in 1985, but still. This is BIDEN FAMILY CORRUPTION of the highest level and we must impeach.

And by "personality cult" you mean a criminal protection racket.

Hot take season is drawing to a close. Make sure you post your hottest takes. The United States of America are neither united, states, nor American.

We can all take some comfort from the fact that Tolkien has been dead for fifty years. He won't be publishing any problematic additions to the Legendarium, he won't be retweeting any bigots, and he bears no responsibility for any media adaptations of his works.

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2023: $245,600,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2023: $168,200,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2023: $116,600,000,000 Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.