Timpanogos Slim

What if i examine my life and discover that it is not worth living? What if the examination of my life is the only thing that could convince me that it is not worth living?

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At a minimum, nobody should be punished for anything their parents did before they became an adult.

Still cracks me up that maybe 90 seconds after i open any container of fish, my black cat is howling for his share. Yes, he got his share of my smoked herring snack.

listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

Decided to have a tuna melt sandwich for dinner. The black cat raised hell to remind me that he wants the juice from the can. When i gave him the tuna juice, the lynx point gave me a "What about me?!" look. I reminded him that he doesn't like fish, and his brother doesn't like dairy.

Lets GOOOOOO! troublemountain.com

Suge Knight is a bitch.

Lead into Gold

www.engadget.com/2244816/meta... ok yeah the boom's over if this loser has figured it out

Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant may be the worst Doctor Who and Companion ever.

ftr matzah is bread. it is not *leavened* bread. also, there is a matzah-breaking ritual during the seder so even though el-sayed meant it metaphorically it is also literally true. this isn't a lie meant for jews, it's to get goyim to falsely think el-sayed was being antisemitic or insensitive.

The tomcat that provided my avatar is named Rama, and he turned 10 years old a month ago. He has a thick undercoat, and he doesn't do a good job of grooming himself. Only last week, he finally discovered that he can lick his forelegs to self-soothe while I brush his hind legs.

3, 3, 2.

#UBIC

The God of this world is a tearer of flesh.

Problem: Cops just quit and get a job with another force when investigated for misconduct. Solution: Perhaps we make a law that says that investigations cannot be called off just because they quit, that the results will be on a national website, and that quitting turns it into a criminal case.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

they stole the phone book, were through the looking glass

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

My little buddies turned 10 years old yesterday. For the record, the black cat weighs 17lb. No idea about the lynx point, 25+?

“I carry with me a photo of a Muslim child who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said ‘Welcome, Pope Leo,’ and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed. “As a Church, I say again: as a pastor, I cannot be in favor of war.” — Pope Leo XIV

pecan smoked char siu, based on "made with lau" recipe, no glaze, no red dye.

The true risk is: "an AI salesman will exploit your boss's infinite horniness for replacing mouthy workers with pliable machines to sell him a chatbot that *can't* do your job, and then your boss will fire you and replace you with that inept, defective chatbot." 17/

Yup! I'll get right on that.

Mexico city style quesadilla? Fried empanada? idk. Third try came out edible.

Betty has worked retail.

bbq pork pizza. Fox Bro's sauce, smoked shoulder, jalapeno jack cheese, hot jalapeno slices.

Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.

Market forces will take care of this, right?

mild italian sausage, mini pepperonis, bacon crumbles, and chopped calabrian peppers in oil. mozz on the sauce, white cheddar on top.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

4-cheese double pep w/ garlic sauteed mushrooms. About 3 minutes at about 760f.

White House rolls out an obvious distraction and here’s the most powerful Democrat in the country clapping like a seal

I love this for them!

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

This timeline means any crime more complex than laying some shells out on a beach will literally never get solved.

The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis—and then called her a “fucking bitch” moments before she died in her car—was only placed on three days of administrative leave and continues to work for the agency in another state. trib.al/C3bEEAM

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Found out where I can buy Yak meat today.