Andrey Bittner

When accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

Go Hawks!

Police receive anonymous tip in glory hole case

religion is the original manosphere and pastors were the podcasters

Dolly Parton has died at age 80. The country music icon's soaring vibrato vocals, poignant songwriting and sparkling costumes defined her rise from a log cabin in the Tennessee mountains to the height of stardom. #DollyParton

This just in: Inadequately endowed man still obsessed with ballroom.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

I'd like to see more news stories about women in S.T.E.M. That's Sorcery, Thaumaturgy, Enchantment, and Magecraft.

I have been alerted to the presence of a Superb Owl. Go Hawks!

When people were wishing for "precedented times" at the beginning of the '20s they should have been much more specific.

It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

So that's a "No" on enforcing the 14th Amendment, then?

I'm starting to think one in two hundred ninety-two million is not good odds.

BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath lead singer and the godfather of heavy metal, dies at 76 just weeks after farewell show.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Nobody earns a billion dollars, they make it through grifting and theft, usually wage theft

the first reporter to stand up and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer

HE PARDONED THE PEOPLE WHO BEAT OUR CAPITOL POLICE IN HIS NAME.

seriously, fuck this guy

So that's a "No" on enforcing the 14th Amendment, then?

Wrong. Working people deserve a raise. Raise the minimum wage.

We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter

Why are we ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment-Section 3? #NeverForgetJanuary6th

You cannot lead by example if no one is paying attention.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...