Thomas Groeneveld

Not enough train heist headlines these days…

There’s no perfect metaph…

"Dear Penthouse..."

El-Sayed on JD Vance: First of all, Ohio State owes that boy a refund because he clearly didn't get anything from his education there…

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

Guys—Footloose is a great movie. (With age-appropriate leads) (Regardless—it’s awesome)

The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.

Milwaukee Brewers. Unbelievable. Unstoppable. Joyous!

If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

There’s that scene in “Rudy” when Ned Beatty folds and saves the acceptance letter—

I love the mystery and debate of a balk call.

Abolish all domed baseball stadiums. Weather is part of the game. Ricochet outs aren’t.

This Padres-Cubs game has a little bit of everything. 🍁 ⚾️

Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

There will not be another like the Queen of Country, Dolly Parton. Her music spoke to millions across generations, including in our family.

I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.

So far this year we've had: the warmest winter on record in the mountain west, a record-shattering heat wave in Europe, once in a thousand year rainfall and flooding texas and forest fire smoke blanketing the mid west and the north east. Feels like something's going on with the climate!

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

I’m preparing for the end of the World Cup in the only way I know how: Going to be moody and distant and shitty and hope it breaks up with me.

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Second of third Little League era ended hours ago. The facets of what ends so abruptly are uniquely bittersweet.

Just had to call timeout for myself. Learning.

Don’t be sad. 35% of Americans believe we won the World Cup

I keep expecting the temperature and humidity to become slightly less suffocating. It’s not happening. It’s almost midnight.

“When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Climbing the Empire State Building antenna just to drop this quote is wild. Message received, NYC. Loud and clear. 🗽

The Great American State Fair is so bad I hear even the algae is leaving.

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

“Every time that flag's unfurled, they’re coming to America…”

The making of the TACO.

Could be worse. We could have had a woman president.

“Well, beat the drum and hold the phone / The sun came out today / We're born again, there's new grass on the field . . .” ~ John Fogerty Happy Opening Day!

Maybe all roads lead to Gerardo Parra—

Just rounded out some commute and gym playlists with a mix of Dre, N.W.A., Dag Nasty, and Minor Threat. And old Beck. Now going back for some Clash…

It’s OK. There are plenty of good moments…

“Act Two is generally much more freeform.” Word. Currently freeforming.