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I have a huge pot of spicy tomato and lentil soup on the go. Thank you, Tesco frozen soffritto, for making home-made soup doable again.

Of course. Hardle 🟦🟪 #1723 6/8 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.com

Wordle 1,956 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bizarre. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

I can’t even click on a post without seeing the usual moaners. Sod off, will you?

Akram is an annoying twat. #TheArchers

I can’t work out how to show this without it being a Facebook link. But oh my god, even I want the ground to swallow me up on his behalf. www.facebook.com/share/r/1JXE...

So we met our misinformed tourists from the weekend again, and they seemed very happy about it. They told me I’d taught them a lot of stuff… 🤭

A guy near me used to have his over-the-top Christmas decs up all year round, 24/7. The BBC came round one year to interview him. He told them "everyone round here calls me Mr Christmas!" Reader, that is not what we called him. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just heard Farage on the news shrieking about how Burnham has no mandate to seek closer ties to EU. a) He can Fuck off b) show us any tangible benefit Brexit has given us c) Fuck off a bit further 🤨🤣

A bad workmam blames his tools. But that’s enough about the Reform membership… www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Vegemite, “the salty yeast-based spread” @secondmentions.com with a bonus third mention: “the strong-smelling paste”. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oooh, three of my faves on #HouseOfGames. Jenny Eclair, Les Dennis and of course our lovely Owain.

Oh god, the drug rape case against men alleged to have assaulted ex-Tory councillor Philip Young’s wife is coming up. These horrific cases seem to be never ending. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

They’ve wrecked their entire family relationship for the sake of a share of money none of them had earned.

The family wanted to pay her £50 a week for 24/7 care of their mother? Really? That is awful. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Another stupid family failing to press the panic button. You all deserve to lose. #BridgeOfLies

She’s never heard of Dr Seuss 🤦‍♀️ #BridgeOfLies

Donate to #su2c here standuptocancer.org.uk

This went on for the rest of the full hour, at which point the BBC apologised for having to go to the weather and urged viewers to follow continuing live coverage on iPlayer. Forty-one minutes of unfiltered, unchallenged propaganda by a far right party with 8 MPs, now third in the polls. Discuss.

The whole of this is just… good grief. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This sister will *not* like moving out from London. #EscapeToTheCountry

Back from having my breasts squished, so time for a reward of a massive bowl of spicy veg noodle soup and an #EscapeToTheCountry

They had a better day of it than the Lower Loxley lot… #TheArchers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

They just don’t even try to hide it, do they?

Great headline to start the week! Happy Monday everyone

I’m at hospital (just for a routine appointment). The car park by the main entrance is full of a fallen tree!

Sad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hungary - ✅ Serbia - ✅ Brazil - ✅ Machado back in Venezuela - ✅ PLEASE - Israel on Tuesday PLEASE - US midterms Nov 3 Boot all the corrupt, war-mongering, Trump-fawning, right-wingers out.

Friend just passed this on to me as she knew I’d appreciate it.

That’s her career down the pan, then.

Another powercut!

Simon Heffer is very, very right wing. And this is HIS review of the Liz Truss latest.

No outrage over white rapists, just far fewer black/brown ones No protests against migrant crossings rising under Tories, anger as crossings fall under Labour Support Brexit 'take back control', no problem foreign billionaires owning most UK public utilities Ever wonder why? meme via Angel Stroyan

Good man. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, then "performative pietism" is surely the panic room inside.

🤩 This is a significant moment. Burnham says openly that Brexit has weakened 🇬🇧 economy, failed to deliver promised control over immigration and produced a harder Brexit than many people were led to expect in 2016. On rejoin EU: “I would like to see that happen in my lifetime.” And next 👇 🧵

Clocks gone back, so Hardle now on the same schedule as Wordle. Hardle 🟦🟪 #1722 6/8 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.com

Flipping heck. Wordle 1,955 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 30% (+1) RFM: 22% (-2) CON: 20% (=) GRN: 10% (+1) LDM: 9% (=) SNP: 3% (+1) Via @opiniumresearch.bsky.social, 21-23 Oct. Changes w/ 7-9 Oct.

Why the FUCK is the BBC headlining with Reform’s response to possibility of better ties with EU?

Amazing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...