Todd Johnson

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

I knew there was something off about Lily

born with the world at his fingertips and made nothing of himself but a disgusting roadkill-eating moron. scum of the fucking earth.

a kitty cat is like if a throw pillow was the lord of all that is wicked and the prince of damnation

I appreciate and support all lifters here's the rule you doing 315, a good member of society: dude that is incredible a shitbag, doing 315: oh you warming up?

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his entire defense is basically "yeah i wanted to murder them for annoying me, fuck you this is america" and the entire thing is both-sidesing it. what

really enjoyed this quick one from @sabrinablittle.bsky.social www.irunfar.com/what-it-mean...

you say this as if 4 doesn't have 256 bits of its very own

I need to find someone with a master’s or doctorate in economics who does standup or improv. This seems like the platform such a person would be on. Pls. help.

if you could only have one skeet for the rest of time, i think this might be it? just every day something hits

yesterday musk said that companies that "overstate claims about their product" will be banned from advertising on X, today he says that his cars are alive

how much time I spend with Claude vs how annoyed I am to read text generated by Claude

Guys. It really *is* time for some game theory.

ngl "I will be taking no questions" made me chuckle

wow they move fast

install state of the art HVAC systems in the building you inhabit

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

To be clear we don't understand this at all but we think a really confident dumb guy will know what to do

If we take "the proposal" to mean "closing some schools to meet minimum enrollment standards in the remaining ones," I think you sort of have to agree. Also true most people don't seem to & that's wild. But a narrower, "they insufficiently explained the rational for the specifics" I could cosign.

PPS is proposing to close 6 Title 1 schools while leaving disproportionately white/wealthy focus options mostly untouched. Calling this equity is shameful and insulting

it's already true that anyone not listing Franklin as one of the three who discovered the structure of DNA is a hack or a rube, but this is a cool addition to the understanding of this time

pro tip: Including a sentence in your prompt instructing your coding agent to put on her cat ears before beginning work improves performance on low level or system-y coding tasks by as much as 12%

there is some very useful early discussion and framing in the stochastic parrots paper. But the parrot itself is pining for the Norwegian fjords.

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i'd like to be degaussed, possibly also defragged

Wrote about a question I’ve been consumed by for the last 72 hours askasoberlady.substack.com/p/why-does-i...

is a blue eraser of nightmares, or a blue nightmare that erases? yes

fundRAIser CONceeerrrrt www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNWd...

Most people never really cared about doing their jobs well but man lazy AI just makes the things they don't care about so much more visible

“Appeared in the print edition as 'Portland Rents Finally Are Affordable.’” It’s fine for journalists to dwell on the bad news, but I hope Portlanders & their leaders understand there’s an alternative PDX where this doughnut shop worker & her kids *didn’t* find a $1600 market-rate 3-bedroom.

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

possibly the most perfect bluesky post ever skeeted?

that's me already fell down www.youtube.com/shorts/yRZ22...

Effective immediately we are changing how we refer to the music on my kids' playlists. We will no longer call Shawn Mendes "Kirkland Signature Ed Sheeran," instead we will move to calling Sheeran "Spineless Shawn Mendes." Thank you for your attention to this matter.

forget his wealth, what we really need to redistribute is Musk's share of the benefit of the doubt

having to watch Stancil and a bunch of people who still say "stochastic parrot" independently reinvent watered down versions of p-zombies and the Chinese room is going to be what drives me off of the internet

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

what a disturbing story. every time you think you've plumbed the depths of what young men get up to, you discover a new, deeper hole.

crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.