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The absolute funniest irony of the Bears stadium situation is the same people who bitch about taxes in Illinois are the ones bitching that JB isn’t raising our taxes so a football franchise worth billions can build a new stadium

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

It’s gobsmacking - and truly disappointing— to me that reporters don’t stick up for each other in these Trump news conferences

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop.

One of the reasons BSky will never be as good as pre-Nazi Twitter… nobody even talking about the game…

The ironic thing, is under a democratic admin levying tarriffs, these three maniacs in robes would have taken a 180 from their dissent...

Happy Pitchers and Catchers day to all who celebrate!

Can we get this half over so I can start watching Klanchella???

Flawless assessment.

Q: ChatGPT please give me strategies that make it appear we’re taking the temperature down in MSP in a way out Fox News anchors can sell while we can still terrorize the citizenry. A: Everything that’s happened in the last 24 hours.

anger is a gift.

He's only going to get worse. And faster.

You really have to have a touch of sado-masochism in you to even be a sports fan. By definition only one team in the sport you're following is going to end up being the champion. The odds of your team being those guys are pretty slim. What is wrong with us?

Oh, the Administration that told me she was trying to kill that agent is also telling me the economy is great.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away. Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.

There is zero chance these numbers are even real. Can’t imagine how bad it is.

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

“Post-liberalism” means two things: 1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth. 2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.

FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118. Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.

There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

When MTG goes back to her old ways my “I told ya’s” are gonna be lit

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Long live the sandwich tosser!

Tomorrow is my last day of hearing "I AM SPEAKING!" ads... oh well...

Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.

“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny

In the DC area, ABC did NOT air Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Here are the commercials that aired on ABC in Kimmel's time slot. I won't be spending a single dollar on any of these products/services: Wendy's Sketchers Kia Jeep Cirque du Soliel Safestep Walk In Tubs AMP Sales & Marketing Solutions

Might go crazy and OD on Tylenol today....

So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.

I will break the rules of this account and speak personally as an admin. I'm in my 70s. I'm a hacker. My family defected from Romania to the Netherlands. They left me behind. There was no legal way to get out. My parents fled the country, and left me behind, to escape. They received amnesty. [1/9]

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

The Soothingly Blue Ridge Mountains

that summit could've been an email

There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.

Every activated Guardsman has a family, a job, school, or something that they are leaving to do their duty. It’s one thing when it’s a war… or a real mass civil disturbance, which those only last a few days. But to rip these people from their lives for a show… is awful.

I Love Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚜️💙⚜️🤍⚜️

42… and no interest to visit half of them…