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A restricted club?

😅😂

A month working in the spa at mar a lago? Or maybe that’s just for girls.

He inspired a poster to write this song, which I think should be sung at every protest. bsky.app/profile/robi...

The hoagie hurler. - Mark Hamill

So much for Pirro taking a bite out of crime!

The Slamwich Guy beat the Wrap.

youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs?... Don't hegseth the axe tossing softy remind yall of THIS GUY 😂😂😂🥂🥂🥂 with all the unlawful surveillance and wife beating. It finally dawned on me who he reminded me of lmao. HEGSETH BE WATCHING YOU! 😂😂😂👁👁👁👁🫵🎤🎤🎤👁👁👁🫵👁👁👁👁🫵👁👁👁🫵

I can’t take credit for the me, but I thought it fit

I think I missed something... 🤔

He’s the hero we didn’t know we kneaded.

Hear, hear. ➡️➡️➡️🥖🥪‼️

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Now you have a legit weapon to fight ICE with. Show up at a demonstration with a couple of subs.

May he be enshrined in our history.

😂😂😂 omg I’m in stitches at their response 😆

Tomatoes are better

Sandwich democracy saver bravo ! Justice is done. 💜🥳

I would love to know what it cost the government to try that case.

BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at ICE was aiming for Kristi Noem. Restaurants in Portland refused to serve Noem. "I heard she was hungry", he said. He also had a pee bucket for Noem, but police impounded it. Noem was later caught on camera demanding toilet paper from a homeless man.

I shall Live Long and Prosper. Okay it wasn't me exactly but I am still taking credit

Mr Dunn is on hero level. Fuck this regime’s DOJ, headed by a cum burping gutters.

He's a hero.

And the Sandwich bread tare, the SteakBombs bursting in hair, Gave proof thro' the vest that our sandwich landed there.

People should buy him free subways thank you jurors for doing the right thing.

Subway sandwiches are lethal.

Best. Post. Ever!

BRILLIANT

I'll order mine with EXTRA onions and mustard. Then add some tuna and jalapeños. And a few rotten tomatoes for a touch of nostalgia.

Lettuce celebrate him!

Locked and loaded!

A sandwich was tossed at an ICE The DOJ claimed it was vice But the jury acquitted The charge was dim-witted And justice escaped from the vice

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At least it wasn't a shoe:

I just hope the guy has landed a new job since being fired from the Trump admin.

Vive la Cold Cuts!

The whole ridiculous thing just further highlights that they are dying to justify martial law.

Does this mean it is OK to hit ICE with sandwiches? Can we just throw bologna, since it's all we can afford?

Absolutely ! He'd make a great congressman!

She dreams of a foot long

More like sweet onion teriyaki sauce

I think that's Trump's shithole.

Do I gotta be the asshole that corrects your OBVIOUS missed opportunity to say “egg salad.”?

Wouldn't be the first time....

Pirro should go back to Fox News where she can stand uncorrected by juries.

Not to be said in the UK!

Do you know how many SNAP recipients would die for someone to throw a sandwich at them

Looks like the DOJ can’t cut the mustard on a sandwich case.

There have been so many great (awful) puns and comments on the verdict that I had to quit looking. But, Drumpf obviously recognizes how dangerous a sandwich is in the wrong hands, which explains the cuts to SNAP. After all, when everyone has a sandwich, then no one is safe! /s. Just to be clear.

You missed calling him Sub-Marine fighting against authoritarianism

And just imagine if the bread had been crusty!! 🤓🤣

I'd bet he's probably running to his mommy that the sandwich really hurts. 🤣

Acquitted of assault with a deli weapon.

ICE fucking lied about mustard. It’s gets even more petty by the day. “But Judge, he got mustard on me!” Judge says “what mustard?”

Sandwich guy for president!

It would be an honor to be hit with a sandwich around lunchtime from this man.

the latest Avenger

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He is a HERO! Wait..

Dumbest waste of court time aside from every gosh damn litigation suit your President files. What a bunch of morons.

Hear! Hear!

Hope Colonel Mustard recovers from his injury. 🤣

We should have a LONG LIVE THE SANDWICH GUY!!!!!!!! Make it a national holiday!

Yeah, man !!

In this economy that "sub" was most definitely a Poboy

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NOT GUILTY 👏👏👏

Glenn Kirschner called him the Sandwich Hurler!

Yes 🙌

i think u should have used a different word from 'tosser' thats a derogatory term where i come from

Baloney 4 evuh!

Whatever sub companies that aren't going after him to be a spokesperson are surely missing out.

Could the officer have refuse to testify?

AMEN!

American Hero! 🎯🥖🥪👏

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They can take my sub when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

He's definitely a sandwich artist

If sandwiches are criminalized, only criminals will have sandwiches.

Martyr

Next target, Jeanine Pirro!

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Vivat! Vivat! Vivat! Yipeeeeee!

Hope he writes a book.

Why toss a salad when you can toss a sandwich?!

Now that precedent has been established, we should all arm ourselves with hoagies. 🌯🫔🥙

But cans of soup are out?

RIGHT ARM!

May his actions always be remembered.

TBF he did hit him with a weapon. After all it was a submarine!🤪🤪🤪

💙🐈‍⬛🐈💙 ICE is analyzing how effective tossing sandwiches can be in tormenting people!

American hero!

When I was young, it wasn’t a problem to toss your salami, as long as it wasn’t then in public

A Hero for Our Time

C'est magnifique

... et déjeuner !

Love it, lmao 🤣🤣

Dang that sucker look good

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You tossed Trump's salad by voting with him 93% of the time, including taking away our healthcare.

Justice supper

Adam, don’t call this hero a tosser. 🤭

I am making footlongs tonight. That and homemade soup in celebration of commonsense. 🥪 🥣

The orange tosser, not so much.