Tori Barron

“There is no, “Them” there is only us.” - U2

You know Trump has jumped the shark when he can say what he did about LA and SD and it barely makes a ripple. That said, he picked two terrible cities, so even folks on the left kinda begrudgingly agree. 😈 I kid. I love ya SoCal.

I hate living in a world without Glen Hansard.

Just being snarky on FB.

I was born in ‘76. Have always looked forward to 2016 for the 250th because 200 sounded so cool. I did get to experience the tall ships in 2000. Thankfully I got some of the experience then that I had always wanted.

I don’t know what you’re all freaking out about and why you have TDS, it has always been illegal in every western democracy to touch pools

Trump making the Knicks cursed would be deeply funny and amusing to me.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Tapping the sign

Making a font called "I don't know what it's called. Looks cool, though" so when people ask for help IDing the font

Stuck in my head: 86-47-5309

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A tip for future Presidents. If you want to go to war and be greeted as liberators, don’t target little girls abroad. Especially when your biggest scandal is targeting little girls at home.

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

Troublemaker is my middle name.

These Epstein files are filled with a who’s who of transphobes. The very people who have accused folks like me of grooming kids. Scapegoating trans folks to cover their unspeakable sins.

Did anyone get pictures or film of the two extra clips Pretti was allegedly carrying at the time of his death or is that just something DHS claimed was true while also accusing him of brandishing his gun and being a domestic terrorist?

Miller is the man behind both the Greenland push and the ICE surge. Bovino was just his henchdwarf.

It feels improtant to remind everyone that Jimmy Kimmel was pulled from air because Trump and the FCC chair thought he said something untrue about Charlie Kirk’s murder. Look at how the Trump admin has responded to the Reiners’ murder, Good’s, and Pretti’s. And that’s just in the last month or so.

Air Force One has more courage than congress.

Doo dah Doo dah

If the Twin Cities were a Scooby Doo character, they would be Velma. And I don’t think this administration is smart enough to realize how much this country dislikes watching them hit a girl with glasses.

I’m guessing his ego is in his torso.

Whoa. It looks like I DID in fact have, “Feds murdering citizens to distract from the Epstein files” on my 2026 bingo card. I just hadn’t looked at it yet.

The federal government is now sanctioning Minnesota from federal funding because the federal government (checks notes) shot a fleeing woman in the head three times and killed her.

Not enough people know that @kathygriffin.bsky.social is here!

If you or I were shot and killed by ICE, the Administration would call us domestic terrorists. We can not let this type of behavior stand, or we open the floodgates for ICE and other agents to kill on a whim in broad daylight.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky

Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

@jamesgunn.bsky.social No assholes. All these years wondering how you manage to make an ensemble every time. Then you distilled it into two words. That is tough to do. I know you know. But I also know you will recast late in filming and I have to think of those two words. Thank you.

First they came for the trans people But I didn’t stand up because I wasn’t trans. Then I failed to stand up for the comedians because I wasn’t funny. Now they are coming for the guy who got Trump his job and I… Lordy! Fuck it all.

From my FB.

With ABC reinstating Kimmel, they put the pressure back where it belongs. On their affiliates.

Maybe he doesn’t want to be made fun of because it finally sank in that we all know he raped children.

Our Constitution and Amendments form the backbone of the structure that makes us America. We can not squander them to a big baby who can’t take a joke. And how dare he even try to violate our civil rights? And shame on us for voting him in. Again.

President Obama: Trump hurt my feelings. Cancel, “The Apprentice.”

So many of my trans friends thought I was nuts for supporting Dave Chapelle through that trans controversy. Maybe now they understand why. Bad comedy is better than no comedy.

There’ll be plenty of time for silence when we’re dead.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

When folks tell me the First Amendment is the most important and that is why it was the first, I like to remind them it is the First Amendment because it was never in the original Constitution.

Now that I have seen the clip so many times it is interesting to me that Kimmel appears to have been fired, not because he was insensitive to Kirk, but because he played a clip of Trump being insensitive to Kirk.

Just went to the coal mine to check on my canary, and it is dead. Do what you must.

So anyway, if you, like me grew up being told that if you did nothing, you were also a Nazi, rest assured, speaking too much will also result in you being throttled by Facebook, meaning you can no longer do anything in public there, and are therefore, also a Nazi.