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NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

“Aiming to spend 60 years in Purgatory, tops” is going to be what I think on my deathbed. Stan Chera resonance.

on the long con of waiting a decade until everyone is using LLM shit to make art and then doing it live in a glass box in public as The Freak Creator

oh my god

Today for @hipstersofthecoast.com, I profile the inimitable Serena Malyon (@serenamalyon.bsky.social), setting out to figure out how she’s capable of condensing sheer mystery into color and line—over and over and over. Give it a read! www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2026/10/how-...

Introduced my therapist to the concept of “necropolitics” and now he brings it up every session—like, he’ll go “oh, I noticed a new example of necropolitics!” and I just smile like a role-reversed Mads Mikkelsen and go “haha, I bet you did!”

I see this making the rounds. Everything about it is infuriating. If you are a victim, you don't have to live in silence or without support: RAINN is an incredible organization. rainn.org OR Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) Chat at RAINN.org/hotline Text “HOPE” to 64673

YOU - Who broke my heart? BEAUTIFUL NECKTIE - You both did, *bratan* — deep down, you know it was the both of you.

Sometimes, people will ask what it’s like to live in South Carolina, and the answer is always “we have a chain of restaurants called ‘Lizard’s Thicket.’”

*Youth Pastor Voice* You know what won't sell out and leave you empty handed?

"Getting tattoos of animals your kid thinks are cool" remains an undefeated self-decor concept.

I spent one night delivering pizzas on a moped pre-smart phones. A very nice lady backed into my (poorly-parked) moped while I delivered a severely delayed pizza next door and thought I had gone under the car. Just didn’t bother showing up the next shift.

How your email finds me

To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject

I'm never going to hear one of those old songs again without thinking about this post from @lesbrains.bsky.social (laudatory)

Ken Gets It: “I have been made mad with depression a few times in my life. I have since extolled tattoos as an effective anti-suicide measure because more often taking pleasure in one’s body means less often wanting to kill it; the tattoo is orthogonal to self-destruction’s dull design.”

This was already one of the most beautiful Magic cards even printed, and then there’s this:

“aoife” is the new “felix”

I'm giving a talk at Illuxcon coming up on Sunday, October 25 in Reading, PA. It's about the Magic: The Gathering art exhibition coming to @mnmarineartmuseum.bsky.social in February. It's the first ever full art exhibition. Here you'll get an early preview of how we got there.

Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.

This is like $.71 an article, if you want more value than an EoT FoF with a Psychatog out.

merlin app should add a dating feature

This magazine has some of the best writing about Magic money can buy It's really made me up my game You should definitely be checking it out!

When WOTC unionizes, we do it with style. One of our own members helped design these metal pins of our logo, and our supporters are proud to wear them at work! unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

A print Magic magazine with 25 articles is like a booster pack for your brain. Expand your collection today.

This, to me, is simply Magic.

I was meeting with my lawyer last week & we were talking about my kid; the paralegal chimed in with "oh, my 4-year-old can count to 100! AND can identify 22/26 letters!" & she was very lucky that I have grown up around/have an affinity for lawyers and thus did not deploy a variant of heart-blessing.

Took a little break, but just a reminder: Cycling rules, ergo landcycling rules

Therapy kicked my ass this morning, but a lady in the coffee shop had two four-week-old kittens she found at the car wash in her purse and she let me hold one. His name was Dryer Lint. The fact of the matter is: you gotta keep living.

change 👏 your 👏 name 👏 for 👏 spooky 👏 season 👏

You heard the poet: all twinks in Columbia, DESCEND. And then meet up at The Hoot after.

I can’t believe this is how I found out that Patricia Lockwood is on my campus tonite

MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree”

"who is this fool" "thats mr bean, roland. he is a tv character from a nation over seas" "he has forgotten the face of his father"

What if, for about the price of a new record, you could support physical media made by passionate people? Trick question, baby, you CAN.

They're calling it "The Panel So Good It Will Make Them Feel A Little Bad About Not Giving Us A Badge For Detroit" and we said that's a little long and they said "this is exactly why we did not give you a badge for Detroit"

ISSUE 2 has continually asked the question What is community? Where can we find the people that Get Us? It's hard. It's worth it. @narukamiknight.bsky.social masterfully brings us home with today's piece: Mage-Ring Networking. www.cascadecascade.com/mage-ring-ne...

I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"