Turbs of Leaves

interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume? me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds

Not a lie: I block people who have made a bad joke that has a lot of reposts

Cyclops, clutching his bloodied eye: "Nobody is hurting me!" [The other cyclopes believe nobody is hurting him] Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why that's funny? Elizabeth Holmes: The giant was in pain

man they really did us dirty with veilguard didn't they

ready for him to fist me right up to the sky

This is slavery, as incarcerated consent is manufactured consent

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

I cannot sit still during meetings anymore just can fucking not

My favorite feature of the new iOS is FREEZE AND STOP WORKING

It is an extremely personal slight to me that every single moment from the office isn’t available in gif form for me to send whenever I think of something extremely niche that works better as gif than me just telling you about what happened on tv 20 years ago

Everybody should do dbt training if only to learn that sometimes shit just isn’t worth it and you gotta stop

I hope all these people got mad cash for doing this www.instagram.com/reel/De74uas...

I loathe plastic bullshit that clogs up my life but I have been dreaming of 3d printing plastic bullshit that clogs up my life

I need to play inquisition again

Brazil I love this for you babes

Now that the Halloween market is over I can start freaking out about the fact that I’m going to Disney in 2 weeks.

It’s gotten to where I can send stuff like this to coworkers and they co-sign

how come ants are the only animals with a fire evo

Aries: You’re trying your best, which makes your situation even more tragic.

I don’t want to get out of bed it’s illegal to make me

The time between having a crush and finding out they’re straight and have a husband and kids is closing every day

Why won’t these bitches all die already

Reading some of your posts and takes around here

Bought some good art from a human artist

nathan fielder voice "she just seemed really genuine to me about not having eaten the cheese. She seemed like she didnt know what i was talking about"

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

I love blocking people for making jokes I hate. I don’t even mean offensive jokes or something I mean a joke I think is bad comedy

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

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The casualness with which people say the w word that is the creature that looks like people creeps me the fuck out It might be the only superstition I actually have but YOU CANT JUST SAY IT

Dork patrol

Albuquerque! There’s an incredible event filled with amazing horror authors today! Come see them and me slinging wax!

There’s nothing left to do but sharpen the guillotines

Guys a YouTuber and podcaster I’ve never heard of cheated on his wife and got fired for it aren’t you glad I told you

Screaming crying throwing up in firbolg bc I had the honor of getting a @karrahe.bsky.social commission of Peony my ranger