Turtlebits

Kirby's getting a game about the wonderment of exploration, and Metroid's getting a game where you eat people to become powerful

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

dude turn on the news. any channel

“We’ve heard your complaints, but we recommend you go fuck yourselves.”

"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.

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It may be for different reasons but the good news is everyone on the left and the right agree that Lindsey Graham went to hell.

www.change.org/p/don-t-kill...

Be a part of the movement and help sign the petition: www.change.org/p/don-t-kill...

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.

Physical media should always exist and people should own what they bought. I buy lots of games physically, still.

Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.

For my latest video, I found this absolute masterpiece of a Clinton smear ad from 1995. Is this YOUR vision for a better America???

We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (remake) announced, coming 2026

holy moly it’s real and coming 2026???

star fox zoom call

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

it also has this one

mcdonalds ceo holding the pussy at a 3 quarter view hand resting gently atop the flower in an morbidly nonplussed tone " i love this product "

Moving Against The Wind and Water

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Happy 40th old friend.

Toriyama would call this "Gnawty Slime"

Letting someone else have the aux

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.