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Bowser is a he/him transfemme lesbian and he is also my wife. Anyone who says otherwise will be cast into the hole.

probably going to be less active, im getting really into tumblr lately. anyways follow me there I'm @turtlesynth-beep, ive written shitty robot smut

having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying

Few games actually have “fully realistic dragon physics.” They just mean they simulated wings and the fire. For it to be realistic the dragon has to been able to get kidney infections. The dragon can suffer depression

Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/

its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying

have y'all seen this one before

Al Qaeda: "9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous"

via wiktionary

The OG doomed yaoi

Happy kirkiversary I'm still glad he's gone

gonna be thinking about this gif for a while

o-on it boss

Synthetic

wanted to pull up the wikipedia article for "magical thinking" except when i went to my search bar all i typed was "thinking". Just a little glimpse into how magical my mind is

Blocked for being a Royals fan. Dont fucking talk me

following r/alchemy on Reddit has been a very enlightening experience 🙂‍↕️ and boy oh boy, the things those people are doing with their own piss, it's mind-blowing i tells ya

so many beautiful women are named skeb

The Prophet came back from the mountains, his aura dancing like a saffron flame. The townsfolk gathered around him instinctually for it was self-evident that he was soon to proclaim the Truth. The only Truth. The Truth that centred all creation. That there was One Sheldon.

social media but pirates

PSA to those who want to play GTA VI on release: PLEASE PIRATE THE GAME. DO NOT BUY IT. Rockstar should not be funded for strike-busting.

magazines used to be so cool

human communication is too limited. i need an irl equivalent of hitting the schadenfreude taunt in tf2 and killbinding after a split second

MY DICK WIDE LIKE A PS3

Disgusting Man Demolishing Peach On Bus

this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today

the dragon's neutral air i guess

HOT TAKE: HORMONES ARE GOOD

piracy and emulation in the face of platform enshitification is a perfectly reasonable and justified act doubly so for the sake of digital preservation keep teaching the kids how to safely torrent and vpn

im prank calling your dad!!! im gonna make a prank call on yoiur fucking dad!!!!!

Goat Second August Patreon reward!! #furryart

@yutzen.bsky.social

I got within 5 miles on a guess in GeoGuessr, did a fist pump, and pulled a muscle in my shoulder.

Offering Received: I offer the dragon frost breath, but specifically for impressing guests. (#926) the building inspector came by to check out the tower, so the dragon showed off their fancy new breath!! that they were only able to use in this moment.......

i've lost a lot of blood? well i'd better go find it then hadn't i

8 Red Coins or Dinner With Jay-Z

big ol' behemoth! 🥩🔥

alive & kicking is out valve hit it with one final troll by breaking the store page due to some caching issues - so theres no visible download buttons. workarounds exist (like doing a direct install link or wishlisting and clicking the button there) regardless. its here. the og p1 remake.

boyfriends #furry #furryart #art

Ten billion yard stare.. #protogen

at EF I snuck up on and pretended to triple shank my friend in his kidneys with an invisible knife and the two people he was talking to did some kind of hard brain reset and silently turned and walked away. was i too british

My phone battery is still at 75% by the end of the day, pisses me.off it doesnt have charge limits I can set bc I want my battery to be between 70-40 not 100-70

Anyone else ever brush their tooths really hard and feel so refreshed and clean after? I feel so comfy and free after shower and tooth brushing I love being clean <3 I can have all the plushies and blankets I want without being scared of them getting super dirty