uncle knicknack-o-lantern

uncle knicknack-o-lantern

@uncleknicknack.bsky.social

never let a computer tell me shit

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I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.

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sisqo writing the song about how butts are good in thongs: i'm thinking this key change should feel like the end of the world and the birth of a new future

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Starting an indie band is easy but finding a place to practice can be more challenging. If you don’t have sufficient space in any of the outbuildings on your property, it’s worth seeing if you can reserve a room at your dad’s country club or take a mid-week drive out to your family’s second home.

omg i share a birthday with the great pumpkin.......

Tomb Heintjes@hogansalley.bsky.social

In "Peanuts," Linus first mentioned the Great Pumpkin on October 26, 1959, creating what would go on to become an indelible cultural icon. Here’s that strip, followed by the rest of that week’s dailies:

i am mostly about working With my brain but i gotta admit: every time I complete a task in <15 mins that has been lurking in my skull like a Scary Unstoppable Monster for 6 months im like "we didnt have to do it this way dude"

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ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.

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PSA FOR THE GAYS (and others tbh) be careful this halloween season if your cocktails are colored black. they may be using activated charcoal, which will make several medications less effective, INCLUDING PrEP.

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A voice on a fell wind told me many grim decrees of fate but actually didn't mention you at all