I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.
sisqo writing the song about how butts are good in thongs: i'm thinking this key change should feel like the end of the world and the birth of a new future
i spoke to a game developer and 3D model artist whose work has inexplicably been used as the the backbone of weird new tiktok accounts that mostly tell you how to filter river water at an industrial scale
discernable-trend.ghost.io/whats-with-t...
im about to start my first session of art therapy which my body is reacting to like "i am about to fight a lion" please send all your strongest energies
ok done it was nice
also ive had 4 therapists in my life and ive ended up telling three of them about michelle tea's pigeon manifesto: therumpus.net/2018/05/07/r...
Starting an indie band is easy but finding a place to practice can be more challenging. If you don’t have sufficient space in any of the outbuildings on your property, it’s worth seeing if you can reserve a room at your dad’s country club or take a mid-week drive out to your family’s second home.
In "Peanuts," Linus first mentioned the Great Pumpkin on October 26, 1959, creating what would go on to become an indelible cultural icon. Here’s that strip, followed by the rest of that week’s dailies:
watched one too many process vids on youtube and now all my recs are like "how i fixed my art forever" "how to get good in 10 minutes", "draw every day or i'll fucking get you", etc etc
i am mostly about working With my brain but i gotta admit: every time I complete a task in <15 mins that has been lurking in my skull like a Scary Unstoppable Monster for 6 months im like "we didnt have to do it this way dude"
my bank app keeps yelling at me to look at the credit and savings options. u are my bank u know i dont got any savings. also fuck off i am trying to do something
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.
unlocked smth in my brain where i spent a lot on art supplies today and rather than wanting to save them for something special im thinking "id better use the SHIT out of these"
PSA FOR THE GAYS (and others tbh)
be careful this halloween season if your cocktails are colored black. they may be using activated charcoal, which will make several medications less effective, INCLUDING PrEP.
self employment means im working below minimum wage but it does also mean i can just take a day off to go and see the restoration of The Devils if i feel like it, so, who's to say,